I know this is taken out of context, but I laughed during the scene when Conan rescues Akiro the wizard and recruits him for his quest:
Conan: I need you.
Akiro: I'm yours.
Slash ficcers, start your engines!
Almost as good as Ahnold's line in the original about two snakes coming together. I just about had an aneurysm laughing.
Anyone find all this unintended innuendo funny, or do I just have a dirty mind?
Every time Arnie blurts out "Crom!" makes me chuckle.
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Malak - My Cousin's Sister's Brother (Why could he not just say My Cousin) cracks me up every time.
Malak - I don't see why they would want to eat someone as old and dusty as you...at least they could have washed you first!
Basically anything Malak says cracks me up... Great comic relief
YOU MADE ME PLAY SECOND BASE!
"Maybe they want to capture us, and torture us to death!"
I bust out laughing every time I hear that. He says like he's excited.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRAB HIM! AND TAKE HIM!
...TAKE HIM! LIKE THAT!