What I've learned from 'Bachelor Party'...

You can trash a hotel room at a 4 star hotel with zero implications.

Wives can be just as physically abusive as husbands.

Mr. Thompson doesn't want to have *beep* for grandchildren.

You can simply run into a seemingly all night multiplex movie theater, toss the usher aside, and run wild in the theater.

Apparently you can order an *beep* from room service.

Electric razors don't make for good suicide tools.

Marriage should not have too much fiber.

Being a pimp knows no ethnicity barriers.

It's bad enough Indians have come to America and taken over 7-11, Subway, Dunkin Donuts, and Popeye's Chicken but did they have to infiltrate prostitution as well?

Japanese businessmen like to share a 1 bedroom hotel suite and sit around in their tighty whitey's.

Chasing women around a hotel suite beats the hell out of sushi.

When shopping in the hotel clothing shop, actually wearing clothes is optional.

A hotel can easily be mistaken for Detroit, the library of congress, or beyond the sun.

Rick Gasko's cooking is what prison riots are made of.

A manual hand beater makes for an awesome sex toy.

Rick Gasko has the greatest will power of all time.

It's customary for a proctologist to want to touch her brother in law with the same hand she is giving an old man a prostate exam with.

You used to have to take a blood test before you got married(this is no longer required).