Things Learned From Against All Odds

21) Jessie hates football players, therefore Jake can trust Terry.

22) Caxton owns 75% of the book and 75% of the club.

23) And because of this, Jake takes the heat while Caxton sits on his ass in Century City.

24) No one, and I mean no one, in Beverly Hills will ever do business with a black man.

25) Terry has a busted shoulder and two bad knees, but he can carry a 275-pound dead man on his shoulders down a huge flight of ancient steps without anyone noticing and then proceed to dump his body from a cliff into a remote lake.

26) Jake wants Tommy clean.

27) According to Jake, Terry was the one who blew their friendship, especially when Jake was ready to be his friend for life.

28) Jessie can't believe how shady Ben is even though Jake had earlier told her that he works for him.

29) Caxton is a corrupt old man.

30) Never tell Mrs. Wyler you won't spy for her or she will have you thrown out of the country club she belongs to.

31) Terry already has problems, he doesn't want trouble, too.

32) Jessie is also known in ceratin circles as the "knife lady."

33) Terry doesn't have enough of a bullsh*t personality to work for a network.

34) Terry is a player; he isn't ready to be a coach like Sully.

35) Sully is old and tired, and he may have lost his mind, too.

36) If Sully doesn't succeed, Wise will send somebody tougher than he is.

37) Sully obviously had a great relationship with Mr. Wyler, since he would have been named head coach if he was still alive.

38) Terry doesn't want to be Jake's friend anymore, he just wants Jake to "eat it."

39) Terry and Steve Kirsch aren't at the same table by accident.

40) Terry should call Hal Schumacher; he's a nice man.

41) People who have sex on the beach within minutes of their first conversation will also fall deeply into heartfelt love within "2 weeks."

42) Typical Hollywood screenwriters who want desperately to seem like they're not typical Hollywood screenwriters will set up foreshadowing--"Dogs will KILL for the one they love"--without ever writing a pay-off scene for it.

43) When you want to make your male lead read "Wholesome and Trustworthy," give him a full beard. When you want your female lead to read "Classy and Mysterious," make sure she doesn't wear a lick of makeup or jewelry and has a short, rough and tumble gamine haircut.

44) Sexually adept women who revel in their sensuality are wicked femme fatales whose raison d'etre is to exploit and destroy any men they come into contact with.

45) Black male secondary characters make the best Faithful Sidekicks.

46) When at first you couldn't refuse an evil man's request made under threat of blackmail, you can later, after you've now killed someone and done other illegal things, cavalierly reject his demands of you.

47) In a car race, the person who plays Chicken more ruthlessly than the other is a Villain and cannot be trusted.

48) Doughy plump men in their mid-50s are the logical choice of hitman/kidnapper to send after your prey.

49)When one is a fugitive from an evil man who wants to hunt one down, it makes perfect sense to stop for an extended sexual interlude in a public tourist attraction.

50) Two male best friends + one woman = bad woman comes between two friends.

51) If you jump fully clothed into the ocean, that proves you are truly madly in love, you crazy kids, you.

52) Swimming to the depths of an underwater canyon is good therapy for your shoulder.

53) Players who have been cut from their teams break into said team's training facility to run laps since there is nowhere else to do this in the Los Angeles area.

54) Jake loves to gamble so much that he takes action on beach volleyball.

55) Tequila with no ice is just fine for Terry.

56) Miraculously, Jessie's home was the only one on the island to survive a hurricane.

57) Jessie must have known Terry was an idiot in light of his former girlfriend cleaning out his pad when he was on the road with the Outlaws.

58) That idiot football player that Jake was going to "get" has Caxton by the ba**s.

59) Edie likes to hang out at the Gingerman.

60) Terry has the time and Jake has the money.

61) Apparently secretaries know about Agent's boxes of secret information that could nail you to the wall.

62) Bathroom doors cracked open with the light on in an empty building at night means, dead body and an attacker is on the way.

63) If you want to screw Jake's girlfriend, just visit his home while he is at the club.

64) Being able to throw your voice comes in handy if you are being pursued in the woods at night by 3 dirty business men in suites.

65) Never trust the emotional mess of a woman you love with a gun as she will always inappropriately shoot someone, get away with it, and in the meantime mess up your life.

66) Always walk in a straight line when marching in a parade!

67) The Sierra Club can be bought off with appetizers at a fundraiser.

68) Terry Brogan will always be there for you in court.

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69) Lawyers don't know *beep* about football

70) Terry was down there lookin' for Jessie. He was worried, he thought something might have happened to her

71) But no... she came back to this *beep*

72) No need for roses in the jungle. You just take her out and show her which tree they're gonna do it under

73) Terry doesn't like Jake's stink on him

74) Terry hates it when fluffy white dogs jump all over his leather seats

75) There are probably people in the world who care what Jessie believes, but none of them are in the room with Terry

76) Terry knows how to kick himself out of country clubs

77) Terry's Porsche is most certainly NOT paid for

78) It's not out of line for Edie to lie to Kershaw's former clients

79) It's none of Terry's business whether Jake has found Jessie yet

80) Brogen is a Dolphin come next season

81) There's nothing for Brogen in LA but *beep*

82) They will kill Edie too

83) Brogen was missing the show when he was upstairs talking to Jake

84) Terry didn't think too highly of the job he had in Mexico