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Soooo unrealistic - Jennifer was totally cute

posted 9 years ago by jgroub
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Not like Ally Sheedy was ever hot or anything, but back in the day, she was an incredible cutie. And here she is, single, ready to mingle, and she gives David a ride on her scooter. David grabs onto her, he's practically doing her doggy-style.

Are you f'g kidding me? F@ck the computer! Or more to the point, don't f@ck the computer, f@ck Jennifer! She comes over to his house like three times, one time all hot sweaty. To paraphrase Stacy, Jennifer Jason Leigh's character in Fast Times, she made the first move, the second move, she made a complete jerk out of herself is what she did.

David's a f@cking moron. I was as big a computer nerd as he was back in the day, and even I didn't need to be hit over the head three times.

I want the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.

[–] smoey23 9 years ago

Giggity

[–] wylierichardson-966-922691 9 years ago

Well, they did spend a lot of time together. It's true that they weren't depicted as actually sleeping together, but maybe the film-makers were going for a PG rating, so kept the movie relatively sex-free as a result.

[–] jgroub 9 years ago

Well, I was the age of the characters in the movie when it came out, and as a fellow computer nerd, I wanted to see David GET LAID. To quote Animal House, "F@CK HER! F@CK HER BRAINS OUT!"

I want the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.

[–] roses888 9 years ago

At the end he kisses her on the cheek! He wasn't interested in her romantically! She was his friend only.

[–] jgroub 9 years ago

Dude, he's a 17-year-old boy. Have you ever been a 17-year-old boy? His hormones were RAGING. I was just about as big a nerd as David Lightman at that age, and I still woulda been all over her like white on rice.

I want the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.

[–] theater_dreamer 9 years ago

LOL, jgroub. I'm watching Wargames on Encore right now, and I came here to say the exact same thing. And, I had Animal House ringing in my head as I was loading the site, too. Great minds (or dirty ones) think alike. She hesitates going upstairs, not knowing if they're alone. When David says "my parents work", she came trotting upstairs." I know this was shot during the Reagan years, but Jesus, man. There it is, all lined up for him like the planets.

"F*#^ her. F*#^ her brains out, suck her t!#$!!"

He's sitting there playing with changing their grades, and I'm yelling at the screen, "show her your floppy disk, you moron."

No way I, as a 17 year old dude, could have hopped onto her scooter for the long ride home, and not sport wood all the way home.

Then, they're talking with the two computer nerds about ten minutes later, and the one Steve Urkel looking guy starts talking about how "you're telling her about our back doors."

Perfect lead in line. Get her back home, and when she traps you between her legs, ask her if she wants to learn what a back door really means next time she comes over. Show her your "oh" face.

He blew it. I'm ashamed of David.

Never for the sake of peace and quiet deny your convictions-Dag Hammarskjold