1. Sometime between the second and third film Cledus sustained massive brain damage.
2. Cledus has secretly always wanted to be the Bandit. He even has a spare set of "Bandit clothes".
3. Cledus thinks that putting a pink bow on a dog's head automatically makes it a female.
"Hello, Buffahd, you ole sugah."
-- Gaylord Justice, Smokey and the Bandit 2
4. Snowman has his own Trans Am hidden in his barn.
5. Snowman must have robbed another bank, because he is living alone in a nice little shack; with no family around.
6. In car shots, Snowman looks like Jackie Gleason.
7. When stopped at a bar frequented by ill-tempered bikers, it is customary to leave your female companion alone in the car to be more easily ravaged while you get some burgers.
8. Tackleberry's wife has a nice ass.
9. Who needs ramps? The cars jump all by themselves!
"Nobody who makes pâté this good can be all bad."
Tow trucks can show up and hook up to your car behind your back within less than a minute without one noticing or hearing.
Stunt show announcers will not have a problem with just anyone driving through their show from off the street. Also, he will immediatly recogize and know the driver of the Trans Am as "The Bandit", and not just any other guy driving the same car.
Buford gets to take his police car with him after he retires.
Buford keeps mentioning his wife, but doesn't take her with him when he retires to a Florida community.
Hidden ramps are spread all over the south and will never cause irrepairable damage to your car. Pontiac Trans Ams are impervious to all abuse. Police cars not so much, but will keep running despite.
If you stand too close to an orgy there is a risk of "getting a herpes on you".
Cledus sleeps fully dressed. Boots included.
Cledus also keeps a set of clothes in the back of the Trans Am, in case a woman needs to change back there.
When someone says "Don't hit the eggs!" somebody is going to hit those eggs.
Use caution when proceeding into a steamy shower room. You may end up handcuffed to She-Hulk (not that I'd mind).
"Nobody who makes pâté this good can be all bad."
well, to be fair Colleen Camp did have a bag with her that presumably contained a change of clothes. God, she was so bad in this movie. SOOOOOO bad.... It would have been better for Reed to drive alone than pick that overacting zero up.
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That he was. But I'll have to disagree with you about the dog. That thing had nuts. I would swear that to the God Almighty.
"Nobody who makes pâté this good can be all bad."
Things I Learned:
1. Lots more of the Enos's can not be a good thing.
2. Colleen Camp is just one plain hottie!
3. Jerry Reed learned how to scrap between 1977 and 1983
4. Jerry Reed can morph into Burt Reynolds when approached by a member of the law!