so bad, but in a good way

When you see the shadow of Braiden behind the sliding door putting a dart in his blowgun, just as you see the silouette of the pin being inserted in the pipe, the girl making out in the hot tub moans really loud.

My friend, I wholly share the sentiment, see my post here:

http://imdb.com/title/tt0086192/board/post/tt0086192

1.cho's family has just been massacred, and still braden won't let up about cho coming to america. and then cho's mother says she doesn't trust braden, while braden is standing just A FEW FEET AWAY, lol.

2. the way the one bully screams when kane throws dirt at his face. "AH MY EYES!!!"

3. for some reason it always makes me laugh when, during the playground fight scene, the cowboy has already been beaten senselesss and is climbing up the rope net to try and escape, and suddenly out of nowhere dave (the cop) appears and kicks him in the head again. and yes, it puzzled me too that cho and dave just walked away at the end of the fight. i guess the whole thing about locating kane was just an excuse to kick some a$$.

i agree its so bad it should be a comedy

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I love the segue from Japan to the US near the beginning of the film... it cuts from the Japanese set to a shot of a waving American flag, with the helpful caption "United States" underneath.

Ya notice between the original poster's #3 and #4 we've got two-fifths of the Village People showing up as minor villains? When I finally saw "Ninja 3" years later, I was sorely disappointed that the leather biker dude, the construction worker, and the cop didn't make an appearance.

And talk about beverages spurting forth from noses... any scene where the bad guy is walking around in broad daylight in FULL NINJA GARB! The picnic area bathroom assassination, for instance. Guys, the whole idea of ninjutsu was to blend in with your surroundings and NOT attract attention.

Also good for some laffs: the villain's cheesy demonic voice when he's wearing the mask. And why does he become eight inches shorter whenever he goes into ninja mode? I know, I know, it's because Kosugi was doubling for him...

A couple of my favourites:

- During the final fight scene: Braden and Cho both leap from a high wall in slow motion, and it's obvious they're aiming to fall on their backs for the trampoline/net that's out of shot. Of course, the camera cuts and shows them landing perfectly on their feet.

- After Caifano's nephew is killed, when the cop says "The coroner said it's gonna take a jackhammer to get them apart."

The fight at the end, when Braden pulls out what must be a flamethrower, lol.








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Hahah! Pretty much everything you guys already mentioned.

But a few more that may have been missed:

1. In the first fight scene where Cho is fighting the final leader ninja, Cho throws a right cross to the leader's face in which it is horribly timed. The leader is supposedly 'rolling' with the punch in a ninja-like way, but he rolls way too late.

2. When Cho is sword fighting with a ninja in the bamboo reeds. There is this ninja who tries to be all slick and go horizontal in between the bamboo reeds. Horrible move. Horrible mistake as he gets sliced in half. Lol!

3. Braden replacing thuggish Asian enforcer (Prof Toru Tanaka) with a ridiculous, grimy enforcer that plays off every stereotype of an Asian thug: dragon tattoos, shirtless, fu-manchu beard, and..........ugly ass, lime green sweat pants

4. Blondie having her ass kicked by Cho's young son, but as soon as he turns his back, she can scoop him up like a little infant and walk away with him and detain him with her bare hands.