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Things I loved about this movie!!!

posted 17 years ago by dvdfanatic77
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Oh my god! I just watched this movie on DVD for the first time in like over 15 years. HILLARIOUS! Golam and Globus at thier cheesy best! Some of my favs are:

The Indian thug!?! Complete with red woolen shirt, leather vest, moccasains and tomahawks???

The slutty blond who shows up to train wearing NO PANTS or underwear and in front of the kid too!!

The 18 year old, 95lb stuntwoman doing the double backflip for the 4ft tall fat japanese grandma!!! hahahhahahaaa!

The millionare mob boss having a picnic at a ghetto park where apparently nobody else goes. (i also like the fact that his 3-piece suit and shoes fit in a 9x13 briefcase)

The Village People street gang at the park which was obviously thrown in the movie to get one more action scene in before the ninja vs ninja finale. And watch the cowboy right before the fight starts, he grabs his junk and adjusts it!!!

The full-size ninja decoy manequin used in the final fight that the evil ninja was hiding in his.......?

How about the scene in the hottub where he blow-guns the guy and simply holds the girl under water with the handle of his sword while she SHOWS NO RESISTANCE WHATSOEVER! It also takes her all of 1.5 seconds to drown.

The slutty blond again being slutty as she stands in her wet tank top, no bra of course, and see-through panties as she makes a phone call HOLDING her robe but not putting it on!!! AWESOME!!!

The best part is i probably missed like 20 others! Add to this list if you think of anything i misses.

[–] huzdaman 16 years ago

-Braden has to change into his ninja garb to kill the guy in the restroom. -Would have been much easier go go in, whack him, go out.

-Cho jumps on his kids case about fighting, when he was clearly defending himself against several bullies. What was he supposed to do, turn the other cheek?

-You already mentioned the Village People. What the heck were they doing in a playground? Or do we not want to know...

-Grandma carries smoke bombs. How awesome is that?

-Ninjas in Japan? What is this, 300 years ago? Are we to believe people in Japan really have ninjas lurking around, hiding in the bushes and such. You can see a Japanese guy going out to mow the lawn, and the lawnmower's missing. He shakes his head, "Freaking ninjas."

Chuck Norris does not leave messages, he leaves warnings

[–] BoxOfficePoison 12 years ago

Ninja not just in Japan, but in TOKYO, according to the subtitle! Did that look like the world's busiest, most modern metropolis to anyone?

And how's this for stealthy: In the final ninja fight, when the good guy's lying on the ground and the bad guy's standing over him, the good guy deeply gashes both of the bad guy's thighs before getting up. Then, seconds later, not only has the bad guy stopped bleeding, but his pants have mysteriously mended themselves. Whoa -- ninja pants!

I still consider Enter the Ninja the most hilariously cheesy martial arts movie ever made, but this one definitely has its moments. Thanks for the memories.

[–] PopperTheKungFu-Dragon 9 years ago

-Braden has to change into his ninja garb to kill the guy in the restroom. -Would have been much easier go go in, whack him, go out.

The ninja garb gives him superpowers. You don't expect Superman to save the day as Clark Kent 

Very good. But brick not hit back!

[–] sorednax3 11 years ago

I did like the fight at the playground, ending with the black guy firing off a couple rounds from his handgun before the "art dealer" ninja stars his hand. Then the art dealer and THE POLICE OFFICER walk away.

Excuse me officer? Firing a gun in public, assault charges? Just going to walk away and not even radio in an apb for armed and dangerous criminals? Just going to leave them be in a park full of children?