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Kevin's a skunk.
Yeah, but he get's all the women.
He sure got Niki.
He's married.
So were we once.
Regarding Victor's vasectomy:
"It didn't take? Are you kidding me?"
"How would you like a little trim on that mustache, Ron? *Chainsaw Roar*"
"Here's the joke of the day: What's green and rides through the west?"
"The Lone Pickle."
"C'mon, Ron. She doesn't know the difference between a tuna and a Cheerio."
"Damn good thing we don't have the Cheerio account"
"Just get Balogna, Mister."
"I better hold the money, Dad. Money makes him crazy."