Okay, I want to set the record straight.
First of all, those women were trained professionals whose knockers were well-taken care of. They were never in any real distress and, for the record, they found it pretty thrilling.
And if you want to feel pain for anyone in this movie, it should be for the dancers in the 'Christmas in Heaven' song. They had to wear tight lingere and one-size-fits-all plastic breasts so they would all look similar and there would be no sexual bias.
And they managed to pull off one amazing stunt: they danced down three inch steps wearing six inch heels while trying to simultaneously move in time, avoid smashing the neon lights at the edge of each step, and face forward with a smile.
If you need proof that I'm not making this up, watch the special features section of the DVD under 'Song and Dance.'
If you were offended in any way by the preceding post, go make one yourself.
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