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This movie had some hilarious lines!

posted 8 years ago by WhiteManFromTown1986
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I laughed so damn hard while watching this recently. There are dozens of amazing lines.

"You tell Shelby Overman he can take a leap at a rolling donut on a gravel driveway!"

"I don't mean that boy any harm!"

"It's a game of balance."

"Tube integrity compromised!"

GIRL
Daddy, daddy look at the fish!

DAD
HOLY *beep*

"For Christ's sakes Govnah remember Australia."

"YOU TALKIN ABOUT SOME DAMN SHARKS MUTHA!"

"Better get Mike Brody out here, boy is he going to be pissed."

Lol expo much?

"Don't worry they free" (Calvin referring to the drinks)

Dennis Quaid's inaudible "rehsbshdjdks" as he yells into the microphone to warn skiers. He sounded so damn drunk!

SKIER 1
Put me down! It's a shark!

SKIER 2
OHHHHHHHHH.

any others?

[–] jrs99 8 years ago

I just watched this last night in blu ray 3D and I agree it's pretty funny.

[–] Cujoseph 8 years ago

How about Mike after he was chased by the shark. "What was that?" Really? No really? They couldn't think of a better reaction? This was the same Mike from Jaws 1 & 2. Right? Pathetic.

[–] americanadian25 8 years ago

I know the movie was originally conceived as a parody. I wonder if that's why a lot of the lines are so absurd.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jk4ExFF3tg