Johnny Boosta
I was literally crying when I first heard this its was so hilarious.
" Every year Gus you come here and burn down my mother"""king backyard. Why?!!! " I got drunk in my mother"""king kitchen and I was drinking out of my glass in my mother"""king house. Goonie goo goo what the f""k does goonie goo goo mean Gus" Just BRILLIANT!
I agree thats the funniest part of the movie!
shareYea Eddie's father was the best part of an awesome stand up. My 2 favorite parts were:
"Stop crying Eddie, stop crying or you can the *beep* out. I know your 7, but you'll be a 7 year old walking the dog, no house mfer"
"When nobodys home, you know what I do Eddie? You know what I do? I kick the mfing dog with everything I got Eddie and than I giggle my mfing ass off"
Loved this. Saw him on the actors studio the other day and it sounds like he doesn't rule out stand up again. I don't know if he would be as good as he was when he was younger, but I would still like to see it because he's still funny to this day.
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The Father skit has to be the best.
My favourite part was:
The sh it is hard as a rock now!
It's like motherfuc kin furniture in there !
I went in there last week to watch the fight,
and said fu ck it I put my drink on top of it Eddie
It's a coffee table now !
Why can't you clean up sh it ?
My friends come over and they oh that's
lovely. It's not lovely it's a piece of sh it.
"I'm drunk, beautiful. I'm drunk, so what?"
"Yo.. Gatorade me, b*tch!"
- Jesse Pinkman.