1. Not Ambridge, not Aliquippa, not Beaver Falls. AMPIPE!
2. Marching bands from Ampipe play the instrumental version of the movies theme song at halftime.
3. Craig T. Nelson is a "Dego, a Pollock and a Ni**er."
4. Don't steal Vooch's tape.
5. It doesn't stop raining in Western Pennsylvania.
6. Don't tell Mr. Gorgivich his son had a bad game.
7. all they did was dump some trash on coaches lawn, and tom cruise tried to stop them.
8. nobody in ampipe gets a music scholarchip, just football.
9. leah thompson will be a grocery clerk, she's stuck in ampipe, and it's not f__kin fair.
10. Steph can spell his own name.
11. the coach is f___ked.
12. no, steph is.
13. vooch's uncle has been laid off, his uncle has been hurt, and he needs a job
14. she wants the first time to be special, and not in a car
15. he doesnt plan on spending the rest of his life there
16. and n ow you cant even get a job in the mill
17. if he can knock that halfback on his ass he can pick his own college
share18) It's quite possible to lift a desk top with your (must have been a "stunt penis") errect manhood, get it smashed down, and be able to practice football afterwards with no side-effects.
19) Having a baby is more important than an education at college level.
20) Stef must have erectile dysfuntion.
21) Riding on the bus with the Cheerleaders is appropriate punishment!
22) When a girl plays the Sax outside your house, she's ready for lovin!
23) PRO-LIFE trumps PRO BALL and a USC Scholarship.
24) College Recruiters in the early 80's are easliy discouraged.
LOL @ number 20
25. Missing a football blocking assignment equates you to that of one, umm, jelly donut (yes, JELLY DONUT).
26. Violently dumping a trash bag full of glass, soup/beer cans on a lawn in the dead silence of night cannot be heard within by two adults lying awake in their bed.
27. Bri-Bri may not have to shovel any more snow, but he will be shoveling earthquakes (if that's possible).
28. Lisa is buying Stef's lunch that one day at school
29. Screw Nickerson, Stef doesn't need him. He'll get his scholarship.
30. Nickerson is not God.
31. Nickerson is just a typing teacher.
32. Shadow is going to West Virginia.
33. Stef always wanted to go to West Virginia.
34. Mouse is going to college, he's gonna play ball.
35. Lisa loves Stef and she wants him to sign that piece of paper.
36. Bosko was told that Stef will be seeing HIM around!
37. The Armed Forces is obviously not an option to get out (they never heard of G.I. Bill)in Ampipe, PA.
38. The Cal Poly coaches watching Nickerson look like they're from Texas.
39. Cal Poly is one of the best engineer schools in the country. Stef didn't know?
40. 6-2 stack monster, 6 - 2 stack monster
41. Ampipe must not of made the playoffs.
42. Walnut Heights looks like the Ohio St. Buckeyes.
43. Rival Walnut Heights has a boys AND girls golf team.
44. Nickerson carries a golf club at practice.
45. Stef dad is proud of him.
46. Vinnie - *beep* School *beep* Christmas
47. The damn cops can just barge into school to arrest someone.
48. "To the Gooch"
49. You can party with team and end up at a lonely cafe and still run into the coach.
50. Stef found out that Lisa was good (musician).
LOL @ #50
51. Tom Cruise is sexy.
52. Football jocks and band players can be in a relationship.
53. Craig T. Nelson ended up to be a good guy.
54. Bosko was an ass.
55. Lea Thompson was pretty in this movie.
56. This was one of Chris Penns last movies. :(
57. Most football movies suck compared to this movie.
58. Lisa wanted Stef to get that football scholarship really bad.
59. Stef couldn't get a job in the g**damn mill.
60. The whole town knows that Bosko was responsible for wrecking the Coache's property.
61. That even a small town such as Johnstown, PA can be the setting for a big movie such as All The Right Moves.
~Movie Buff <3~
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7. That the leader of the booster club (and school employee) drives around after the game drinking with players looking to deface the coaches house.
8. That college recruiters call on saturday night during parties and offer kids scholarships( "i'm going to West Virginia")
9. That you would turn down a free education to USC and a shot at the pros just because your girfriend was pregnant (this movie is really dated) eventhough following through and going to "SC" would maximize your future earning potential for your future kid.
10. *beep* *beep* Christmas.
11. Every girls dream is a big wedding and every boy's dream is too play for the Steelers.
12. You can't go on someone else's honeymoon (even to see the Penguins).
13. If you look at a pretty girl in class you can lift the top of the desk up with your erection.
14. Most division 1 schools are looking for short white polish defensive backs
15. Well Stef..there always the University of Illinois.
Nice reference..( Looks like the University of Illinois}
*We are getting out of here Bri!!
*Steph's brother is getting *beep* faced"
*The NFL is not looking for a 5'10 (Yeah right Tom) white corner back.
*That dude who was one of the first VJ's on MTV was really a recruiter from BC
*Coach Nickerson wears tighty whities..
76. College football is the only way to move between cities.
77. People once wore mesh hats without trying to be ironic.
78. It’s impossible to raise a kid while attending college.
79. Coaches don’t bend over backwards for their best players. They hold petty grudges against them…
80. …until they get set straight by said player’s teenage girlfriend.
81. Grabbing a boy by his facemask is an excellent way to earn his respect.
82. A college-caliber coach doesn’t run out the clock when they're pinned down on their own goal line with 12 seconds left.
83. Students incapable of earning academic scholarships can still get accepted in an engineering program.
84. Black guy at school always pairs off with a black girl.
85. Guys like to dance with each other, half-naked in the locker-room.
86. Girls in the band can be cute. (This one’s very true)
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* Maybe the scoreboard doesn't say it, but they won that game.
* Banging the back of your head against the wall is a really good way to relieve tension.
* If Nickerson would've had Rifleman hold the ball, then they would've won the game.
* Never steal tape from the Vooch.
* Having a coffee table at a party attended by football players is just a bad idea.
* There are men playing on Nickerson's lawn.
* Touching a deflated football before a game doesn't necessarily bring the team good luck.
* Feathered hair was very big in the '80s (on boys and girls).
* Steph's pop can floor a guy with one punch.
* The sun never shines in Ampipe.
"She's, like, a biscuit older than me..."
*Stef is tired of pollock pussi.
share89. Even though an unwanted pregnancy ruined Brian's dream of USC football Stef did not use a condom nor did his girlfriend mention birth control.
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