The Stephanie Harper to do list!

Some hero has uploaded the whole lot onto You Tube and I was able to delight in this fantastic mini series again. What I loved more than anything is what Stephanie was able to do with the £3,000 she got for the gem stones. I would imagine Stephanie's to do list in Darwin would have looked something like this:-

With my £3,000 dollers I must get the following things:-

1) 1xflight to the Great Barrier reef (let's economise and get a single)

2) Nearly a year stay at the Barrier Reef cosmetic surgery clinic, including my own cabin, food, access to pool etc

3) Dramatic plastic surgery, new face, nose, bla bla bla. Wanna look like a completely different person - and 10 years younger than my real age.

4) 1xflight to Sydney (again lets ecomise and do a single).

5) Rent a cosy apartment above a pub in The Rocks - must have a good view of the harbour. Economise by flattering new eyelids and telling the landlord I'm good for the bond.

6) Food and shopping (Economise by not buying cat food and feeding Maxy smoked salmon from my plate - I'm not bothered about germs I've already been eaten by a crocodile).

7) Blue contact lenses, I need these incase anybody recognises my brown eyes. It's 1983 I'm sure you can pick up blue contact lenses at a really reasonable rate somewhere.

8) Supermodel wardrobe. I can't walk around in this old dress Dave pinched from that washing line forever. I need a supermodel wardrobe. Something with shoulder pads and belts (And possibly a mysterious head scarf for unveiling my new look).

9) A cut and perm at a trendy hair salon Oh - and a whole load of make up!

10) Copius copies of glossies such as Vogue, I need to practise being a supermodel.

My £3,000 should easily get me all this stuff. I'm not really good at much (except marrying men and horse riding) so I will have to get myself a job. I think I might go into the top model agency in the country and ask them if they can get me on the cover of Vogue. That should be easy enough with my new face, perm and blue contacts - reakon I could be on the cover in 6 months and that includes the three month lead time when it goes to print! So need the shoot within about 12 weeks!

That will teach my slimy husband and lush best friend to feed me to a crocodile!!