Season 4 TEST

1.) “Educating Mama”: What was the class reading assignment?
a) “Romeo and Juliet”
b) “To Kill a Mockingbird”
c) “Gone with the Wind”
d) “The Scarlet Letter”

2.) “Zirconias Are a Girl’s Best Friend”: How did the family cure Thelma’s obsessive home shopping habit?
a) Bull horns
b) Rolled up newspapers
c) No alcohol until she stops
d) Refused to leave until she stops

3.) “Breaking Up Is Hard to Do”: What did Vint buy that infuriated Naomi?
a) A fishing pole
b) A new set of tires
c) A single piece of steak
d) Nothing

4.) “A Big Hand for Mama”: What item did Thelma NOT bestow on her family?
a) Exercising straps
b) Sewing machine use
c) Her house
d) Fudge recipe

5.) “Teacher’s Pet”: What did Thelma make to butter up her new teacher?
a) Pepperoni pizza
b) Scrambled eggs
c) Chocolate chip cookies
d) An apple dessert

6.) “Child’s Play”: Who was Eugene related to?
a) The Meechums
b) The Boylens
c) The Harpers
d) The Jacksons

7.) “Gift Horse”: What were the Harpers trying to buy?
a) A additional floor to the Harper house
b) A microwave
c) New stove
d) A VCR

8.) “Workman’s Holiday”: How did Vint get hurt at work?
a) He was shot
b) He fainted
c) He was faking it
d) He was stabbed

9.) “A Room with no View”: How did Thelma stop Bubba and his band from playing?
a) Frying pan
b) Slap on the head
c) Kicked his leg
d) Bullhorn

10.) “The Sins of the Mother”: Who was telling the story of the fight between Thelma and Eunice?
a) Ellen
b) Vint
c) Thelma
d) Iola

11.) “A Friend Indeed”: What brand of tea was in Thelma’s teapots?
a) Food Circus Tea
b) Parade Tea
c) Nestea Lemon Zest
d) Lipton Orange Pekoe

12.) “Mama Gets the Bird”: Where was the gold located?
a) Bubba’s closet
b) Thelma’s car
c) The birdcage
d) Iola’s bedroom

13.) “Mama’s Girls”: Who should follow doctor’s orders and exercise?
a) Thelma
b) Effie
c) Naomi
d) Vint

14.) “Mama on Jeopardy”: When Thelma was second place she mentioned three actors in her acceptance speech. Who was NOT one of them?
a) Harrison Ford
b) Paul Newman
c) Robert Redford
d) Tom Selleck

15.) “Mama Goes Hawaiian Part 1”: What did Thelma throw into the lover’s grotto?
a) Iola
b) Entire lei
c) A $1.00 bill
d) A penny

16.) “Mama Goes Hawaiian Part 2”: What was Thelma’s dream buy while in Hawaii?
a) Aloha Hula Dress
b) Aloha Hula Hat
c) Aloha Hula Book
d) Aloha Hula Lamp

17.) “Bubba’s Double Date”: Whose dress did Vernette borrow?
a) Iola
b) Thelma
c) Naomi
d) Mrs. Boylen

18.) “Bed & Breakdown”: Where did Thelma end up sleeping?
a) Lawn chairs
b) Hammock
c) Sleeping bags
d) Couch

19.) “Naomi’s Identity Crisis”: Who caused Naomi to have amnesia?
a) Vint
b) Bubba
c) Iola
d) Thelma

20.) “Pomp & Circumstances”: Where did Bubba originally apply for college?
a) Texas A&M University
b) Harvard University
c) Florida State University
d) Oxford University



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