Season 3 TEST
QUESTIONS ARE WORTH 4 POINTS
1.) “After the Fall”: How did Aunt Effie get hurt?
a) She faked it
b) Heart attack while going upstairs
c) Car hit her in her front yard
d) Fell off her roof
2.) “An Ill Wind”: Who made the rum balls?
a) Naomi
b) Effie
c) Iola
d) Thelma
3.) “Best Medicine”: Who missed Aunt Fran’s funeral?
a) Buzz and Sonja
b) Eunice
c) Ellen
d) All of them
4.) “Birthright”: Who thought he/she was adopted?
a) Vint
b) Iola
c) Thelma
d) Naomi
5.) “Buck Private Bubba”:
Bubba: “I got a date with Melanie.”
Thelma: “Yeah where you taking her? The mess hall or the px?”
Bubba: “Oh no I’m in ____________.” (*two words*)
a) The Air Force
b) The Navy
c) The Army
d) The Coast Guard
6.) “Cat’s Meow”: What was the name of Iola’s cat?
a) Midnight
b) Sunny
c) Rainbow
d) Stormy
7.) “Desperately Seeking Anyone”: Who planned out Iola’s date?
a) Vint and Thelma
b) Bubba and Luann
c) Vint and Mrs. Boylen
d) Thelma and Naomi
8.) “Fangs a Lot Mama”: Besides Vint who was else nominated to be a Cobra?
a) Bubba Higgins
b) Mr. Boylen
c) Billy Bob Conroy
d) Mr. Harper
9.) “Farewell Frannie”: What did the colorful balloons say?
a) “Miss You”
b) “Farewell Auntie!”
c) “Have a Nice Day!”
d) “See Ya!”
10.) “Fly Naomi”: Where did Thelma dream of going to?
a) Hawaii
b) France
c) England
d) New York City
11.) “Grandma USA”: What was the grand prize for the beauty contest?
a) A new car
b) A new wardrobe
c) Bag less vacuum cleaner
d) Self cleaning oven
12.) “Have it Mama’s Way”: How much was the trip to Hawaii?
a) $900.00
b) $1,000.00
c) $10,000.00
d) $99.00
13.) “It Takes Two to Watusi”: Where did the double date take place?
a) Chez Ray
b) McRay’s
c) Mini-golf course
d) Harper house
14.) “Mama & Dr. Brothers”: What was the alias given by Naomi for Vint?
a) “Bent”
b) “Clint”
c) “Trent”
d) “Cent”
15.) “Mama with the Golden Arm”: Who said bet their life savings on Thelma winning?
a) Reverend and Mrs. Meachum.
b) Ellen and the Mayor
c) Iola and Bubba
d) Vint and Naomi
16.) “Mama’s Cousin”: What was NOT one of the gifts Cousin Lydia gave out?
a) Typewriter
b) Perfume
c) Kimono
d) Movie tickets
17.) “National Mama”: What was Thelma apparently good at picking?
a) Winning horses
b) Winning lottery numbers
c) Fresh fruit
d) Bargains
18.) “Porn Again”: What pornographic item did Thelma find in Bubba’s room?
a) None
b) Video
c) Photos
d) Magazine
19.) “Santa Mama”: What item was missing from the Harper Christmas decorations?
a) Carl’s star
b) Iola’s icicles
c) Thelma’s doilies
d) Naomi’s nutcrackers
20.) “Soup to Nuts”: Who won the chili cookoff?
a) All of them
b) Naomi
c) Thelma
d) Iola
21.) “Steal One, Pearl One”: Who did Iola blame for her pearls missing?
a) Thelma
b) Naomi
c) Bubba
d) Herself
22.) “The Best Policy”: Who canceled Vint’s insurance policy?
a) Naomi
b) Thelma
c) Iola
d) Vint
23.) “The Love Letter”: Who wrote the love letter?
a) Iola
b) Thelma
c) Vint
d) Bubba
24.) “Where There’s a Will”: How much was Fran’s estate?
a) $350
b) $3,500
c) $35,000
d) $3.50
25.) “Where There’s Smoke”: Who came for dinner with the Harpers?
a) The Higgins
b) The Boylens
c) The Meechums
d) The Jacksons
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