A typical episode

Sounds about right. Is that a bad thing?

Movie Theater: Young Frankenstein 10/10. RIP Gene Wilder. One of the funniest people of all time.

I think it's perfection .... maybe add more hoes

You forgot that there's a welding outfit EVERYWHERE they ho..oops I meant go. I'm watching West coast turnaround right now. And as corny as some people think, I'd take this show over anything on tv nowadays.

Face bangs a ho!

Omg, I'm dying laughing...

I agree but I would like to elaborate on:

THE PLOT OF EVERY EPISODE OF THE A-TEAM

1. Someone, usually a girl, approaches Hannibal for help. They agree (always).
2. Hannibal grabs BA and Face, who is running some kind of scam or grift, and they head out in BA's van.
3. They bust Murdoch out of whatever insane asylum he is currently admitted to because they need to fly somewhere.
4. They sneak sleeping pills into BA's food to knock him out so they can get him on the plane.
5. Once they reach their destination, they develop a plan and confront the bad guys.
6. They have a small fire fight which they get a slight edge over the bad guys or they retreat in a stalemate. During the firefight they expend over 5000 rounds of ammo but do not actually wound or kill anyone.
7. They continue the plan, but something goes awry and the bad guys get the upper hand.
8. They somehow stall while one or more members build the Ultimate Death Machine out of spare parts lying around, toothpicks, superglue, unobtanium, etc....
9. They crank up the Death Machine, kick butt on the bad guys, and save the day!! (expending another 5,000-10,000 rounds of ammo with no deaths)
10. Hannibal says his catchphrase "I love it when a plan comes together", but modifies it slightly to better suit the episode's plot.
11. At this point, the hottie that initially approached them might hint that Face will be properly "thanked" at a later time - BUT-
12. Since they are still wanted fugitives, they have to leave so they all drive off in BA's van.
13. And JUST as they are out of sight, that poor Army Colonel, who has been hunting them since the Vietnam War ended, drives up and realizes he missed them AGAIN!

Mmmmm