#1: If you witness a murder at any point in your life, you WILL become a psychopathic murderer yourself. This is inevitable.
shareIf you are a police officer, upon discovering the murder has faked his own death you will stubbornly refuse to draw your weapon and instead kneel down in the center of the room in a vulnerable position so the killer can sneak up on you.
shareAs a police officer you should immediately handle all important evidence without rubber gloves. Immediately!
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Dogs and hobos will chase you down the street at random.
Black hats don't fall off.
Fulvio Mingozzi will appear in various cameo roles where he plays a hotel manager, cab driver etc.
The killer is usually someone well known to the main protagonist.
The killer also often wears a hat, black gloves and a raincoat.
Store detectives will let you get away with thievery as long as you bribe them with sex.
You can fool the cops by pretending to commit suicide with a cheapo kids toy that you can buy from a joke shop.
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