what were they thinking?
*Costume Design: Sean Connery looked like he should be hanging out at Studio 54 circa 1979; Miles OKeeffe looked like he should be the pan flute player for Spinal Tap (incidentally, the Spinal Tap movie came out the same year as this); the bad guys looked like they just stumbled off the set of the original "Battlestar Galactica"
*Music: was it one dude with a casio keyboard and a cassette recorder? Cuz it sure sounded like it
*Screenplay: Seriously, I have no idea what happened. Nothing made sense in any way. And what's with that final scene? Is that supposed to leave us wanting more?
*Cinematography: as someone else said, like a porno without the sex. Cool that they filmed on location in some old castles, but the lighting and film quality made them look like cheesy props
*Effects: Okay, I get it.... if you film something, then stop the camera, then move the thing, then start filming again.... it has the effect of disappearing. The one cool effect was the Green Knight withering, but then of course they jump right over to the disappearing effect
.... I gotta say, Miles OKeeffe made some bad movies, but he in no way shoulders all the blame for this one! Am I missing anything?