My dog.
I had this dog once, when I was real little. I took it outside to play but it got all muddy. I tried cleaning it in the toilet with baby powder but when I was done I couldn't figure out how to dry it off, so I put it in the freezer. Hours would pass as I ran and skipped and played in the yard. And then I remembered, "hey, I have a best friend I can play with! I bet he's dry by now!"
So I went to check on my best friend. As I opened the freezer I realized he was dead. His mouth was wide open as if he had been barking, trying to get out all that time. I now work as a police officer.