All the protagonists would be arrested for rape
The world needs a Porky's now more than ever.
The movie would be called White Supremacist Domestic Terrorists Who Still Have Working Libidos Despite the Establishment's Every Attempt to Deplete Their Testosterone.
The shower glory-hole would have a little guillotine hidden in it to provide the boys with instant gender-reassignment surgery.
Ouch.
Ha Ha, that's good.
I don't think it could be made today at all.