Great idea but the political correct crowd would eat it alive.
Hyde Jr, after having taken the drug he mixed up based on his father's recipe:
"I have the most extreme desire to club a baby seal to death and eat seal stew. I believe shall call the Easter Seals to have them send one over!"
Dials phone.
Hyde, Jr.: Easter Seals? Send me over one of your most lovable looking baby seals.
Phone: Waaaaa?
Hyde,Jr: No make that two as I shall have them fight prior to clubbing them to death and preparing a nice seal stew.
Phone: Norle, norgle, norgle.Bla bla bla.
Hyde,Jr: Surely there are no laws against seal fighting. Dogfighting- yes who wants to see two queer French poodles wrestle? Seals are such dirty filthy animals who live in the dirty filthy ocean and even swim in their own urine and excrement in that dirty filty ocean. What could be wrong with killing off several of them as long as I adequately cook them?
Phone: Waaa? Bla bla bla.
Hyde, Jr: You don't have any seals? Why the *beep* is your name Easter Seals then? All right then, I'll settle for a half dozen of Easter bunny rabbits which I can do in with a nine iron. Hasenpfeffer it is tonight.
Phone: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa? CLICK
Hyde, Jr- looking at phone: Of all the things, they hung up on me! Guess who goes to the top of my Mischief Night egging list next Halloween! They might even rate a flaming bag of sh*t. Now I have to resort to take out.
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RobBase086-1
15 years ago
You are correct about people throwing a fit about this but still Paramount should have jumped on this and made a sequel to the film though. I would not go as far as what you are saying for lines in a movie but I am sure some writers could come up with some interesting things though to make the movie fun.
See now what I do not get is that it is ok for some of these horror movies but a comedy like this is all wrong to do?
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