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things I learned watching this movie.... spoiler heavy.


Things I learned watching Rosso sangue.... Major spoilers.

1. Its ok to run somebody over and keep going if your late to a Football party.

2. Being crippled is unimportant when it comes time to kill the homicidal killer, just get up and do your thing.

3. If a man is found dying on your property, he deserved it because he was probably a thief anyway.

4. If you have a homicidal killer running around..."DON'T Disturb" the police chief when he's watching the football game.

5. when a doctor calls you he will explain Blood coagulation in great detail when a killer is on the loose with a fast healing factor on his way to kill you and say he felt you should know and hang up.

6. If a kid is running around the house telling you there is a killer running around the house when you just heard a killer is on the loose, ignore him and don't bother getting help.

7. Football is so important that people will stop doing everything just to watch a game, see number 4 for a example.

8. It's okay to leave the kids home alone when they found a dead man lying on your property and a deranged killer is on the loose if you promised your friends to come to their boring Football party.

9. As a cop it's okay to ignore a bunch of hooligans harassing a drunk old man IF he is drunk, then go on to harass him yourself.

10. Holding a maniacs severed head in your hand is ok as long as you tell your obnoxious little brother that he doesn't need to be scared of the Boogeyman anymore.


Last: Not something I learned but began to feel, the little brat in this movie is protected from evil by being really annoying and although you begin to wish him dead in the audience he will not die.

Many more things I learned but if anybody wants to add their own feel free...

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11. oh and if you see the annoying kid just standing there or asking for help... just run he is setting you up to get killed by the Maniac.

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3a He was also "a foreigner". So that makes it OK.

12 If you ask a cop nicely, he'll give you a gun.



Perkins...the Uncanny

"Zombies, man. Creep me out..."

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13.I learnt that there are places in America that look just like small Italian villages 10 miles outside Rome and that the Police only have one car for the whole force.

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14. Those are all reasons why the movie is so fun.

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15. Disabled teenage girls enjoy pipe organ music.

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16. If a crazy, homicidal man who can heal in 5 seconds suddenly begins to rise from a table. Just stand there like a dumb ass, only tryin to run when he's standing up.

F-A-I-L!


17. An elderly janitor can put up more of a fight than a 20 something O.R. Nurse.


18. Willy is one of the most annoying kids in horror cinema.

19. Mikos can kill someone with a drill, while a bunch of cops sit in the next room. With nobody hearing anything, until it's too late.

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20. When trying to escape a blinded homicidal maniac killer, make sure you continue sobbing, panting, gasping and knocking into things, to let him know where you are.

Thyme And Relative Dimensions In Spice

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97) When a homicidal maniac/zombie grabs you and puts your head in the oven, turn on the gas so you can fry your face and asphyxiate yourself.
98) When a homicidal maniac/zombie gets stabbed in one eye, he will also go blind in the other eye.
99) When you hear a keyboard player play fast, repeated sixteenth notes in a Joe D'Amato/ Peter Newton movie, it usually means a homicidal maniac/zombie is going to kill somebody.
100) Italian women like to laugh and giggle at football games between the Steelers and the LA Rams.
101) Little Italian kids like to grunt and wriggle around on couches when they watch the Rams play the Steelers on TV.

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