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Things I learned from this movie (POSSIBLE SPOILER)

posted 11 years ago by petekrug17
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1.Zombies are telekenetic

2.If you see a strange green fungus appear on your fingertips, the one thing you really don't want to do is call a doctor.

3.Another amazing zombie power: they can teleport

4.If a guy tells you a monster devoured someone, and then you see a trail of blood leading under a flight of stairs, following the blood that leads under the stairs to investigate is a REALLY bad idea.

5.Cockroaches can burrow underneth a person's skin.

[–] worthythorn24 11 years ago

6: If your kid likes horror comics, don't throw them in the trash.

I've made a huge mistake.

[–] mogsy81 11 years ago

7. Henry REALLY doesn't like wiping stoves.

8. It is perfectly acceptable and normal to drink from a discarded alcohol bottle left by a grave.

9. Hank married a great hog but then I suppose he knows that.

10. Don't keep your cufflinks anywhere near your 'sex books' if you don't want your kid to find them.

11. If opposed to your husbands methods of corporal punishment and discipline, but you are unable to get a word in to get your point across, start speed sewing as a therapeutic means and to alleviate the stress.

[–] stevenackerman69 10 years ago

12. Garbage trucks should chew their food before they swallow.
13. When you go out and *beep* someone, always wear a damn rubber because everyone has the damn herpies.
14. Hell apparently isn't always hot, if you have to say to someone, "I hope they keep hell hot for you."
15. Charlie loves hamburgers.
16. Black men in janitorial jobs go far, according to that racist Pratt.
17. When someone wants a cake, give it to him.

[–] dkgambler 10 years ago

18. Early 80s television sets have remarkably clear picture quality while being used at the beach.

[–] petekrug17 10 years ago

(These ones are taken directly from the Badmovies website)

19.Some guys will do anything for a piece of cake.
20.People who have weeds growing on them are afraid of doctors.
21.Never open an old crate, but if you do, look close before sticking your arm in it.
22.Roaches are in tune with the wishes of recent widows.

[–] LadyDi4476 9 years ago

23. If you have a roach problem, it might be a good idea to close your Raisin Bran box a little better.
24. While waiting to have dinner with your grieving great aunt, it's perfectly okay to disco dance to "Don't Let Go."
25. Don't smack your son around if he tends to order creepy objects like voodoo dolls.
26. A broken meteor isn't worth two cents.

-Di