17. Taking care of it is why God made fathers. 18. If you take your sons comic book, he'll hope you rot in hell. 19. A head with frosting on it makes a perfect Father's Day cake. 20. Drinking from an opened bottle of booze in a foggy crusty cemetery is completely ok. 21. Jordys luck was in just one time. 22. Meteor *beep* 23. Ted Danson can bench 300lbs. 24. Mr Pratt wants you to do it first, do it now. 25. Cockroaches like to hide in human bodies. 26. Mail order voodoo dolls work. 27. Trash trucks never chew before they swallow.
28. The garbagemen are the opposite of Billy's dad, in that they love the comics and one lets his kids read it. 29. Aunt Bedelia is older than God. 30. If you go out and *beep* somebody, wear a rubber because everyone has the herpes these days. 31. Black people often go far in their profession. 32. The Coke in the coke machine costs a quarter only. 33. Last time Henry saw someone drink like Dexter was in movies. 34. Henry is a regular barnyard exhibit, according to Wilma. 35. Just call Wilma Billie.
36. Lt Drebin of Police Squad was not as stupid as he looked. How did he wire up that television set to receive live broadcasts on the beach as well as electricity?
37. According to Dex - Poor Charlie wanted to measure the " bite marks " I guess he got his chance .
38. Tricking Wilma / Billie into believing there was " a girl under the stairs " at the college instead of a monster was a perfect opportunity for Henry .
39. Monsters can swim perfectly in deep water after many years of being safely tucked away in a crate under a staircase .
40. IMPO - That after 34 years this now classic movie is still just as effectively scary / creepy as it was when it was new .
** These are some really excellent ones here folks - thanks so much for all your replies too .