MILF


Look up the word MILF in the dictionary & I wouldn't be surprised if you found a picture of Dolores Montelli (Rutanya Alda) staring back at you !!

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Were you drunk when you watched the movie?

I'm happiest...in the saddle.

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She's a fox !!

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She's about as sexy as Burt Young in this movie.

I'm happiest...in the saddle.

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HAHAHA, Burt's a close second !
:)

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Burt's hot, man.

I'm happiest...in the saddle.

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She's the reason I almost didn't watch Vigilante. I'm glad I stuck it out though.

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I knew that I could not be just the only one!!!! :)

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Heheheh Yes, I thought she had kind of a Georgina Spelvin thing going for her.

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:D

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She was the worst thing in this movie. MILF?? yikes.

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My opinion: Her acting was distractingly bad - the scene in the beginning where she and the daughter sing in unison...hilarious!
In a movie where all performances were pretty bad and the script was lame, for her to stand out as the worst of the bunch is quite a feat.

Her poor performance aside, I also don't find her attractive in the least, therefore my astonishment at someone refering to her as a milf.

Frankly, after they all got killed, the movie went straight downhill because there was nothing left to care about, so not surprised you lost interest, I did too - but not due to the mom dying in particular.

I'm sure she's a fine woman, just not my type.


Somebody wake up Hicks

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You seem to have taken a personal stake in my not regarding the mom as a MILF.

I understand how that can happen. When someone disagrees with your opinion it's easy to take it personally. Not my intention.

MILF stands for Mom I'd Like to *beep* and I would not like to, and I don't like her acting in this movie - not sure how much clearer I can be.

You have resorted to pesonal attacks - refering to me as "loco" and telling me to "grow up and knock that *beep* off." Whatever that means. I won't change my opinion of an actress in a movie based on "growing up". My guess is that you are a younger man than I am, anyway. My opinion has nothing to do with age.

If I offended you by voicing my opinion on an open online forum about a B grade horror movie performance, my apologies.

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lolololol!

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Heheheh Yes, I thought she had kind of a Georgina Spelvin thing going for her.


Yes, I can totally see that! I always found Rutanya in this role to look pretty sexy, and be a grade A milf. She has a great scream too.

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I thought the mother was lovely, she had an 'innocent everyday look' to her.
What she was doing with that husband is beyond me though.


"I'd say this cloud is Cumulo Nimbus."
"Didn't he discover America?"
"Penfold, shush."

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I agree, her not just staying with but demonstrating affection for a cretin like that who raged at and beat their children - and rudely scoffed at her religion - made no sense.

(She reminded me of Mary Steenburgen.)

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She was a devout catholic remember so divorce for her wouldn't be an option. I think she was only affectionate to try and placate him.
I don't know what the hell would've attracted her to him in the first place.
I just took it he must have been ok in his younger days but then got middle aged spread,lost his hair and became a grumpy b.....d just like my ex did lol😂

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Meh.
Most moms in early 80s movies(esp horror) are MILF, some 10/10 MILFs, like ET and Poltergeist.

This one was 6/10 at best.

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Yeah. Jo Beth Williams. Now she was a milf. Dressed for bed in that football jersey.

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Agreed she was just okay looking.

Jo-Beth Williams is a platinum grade 80s MILF.

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Um, with a username like "Getsmarter", perhaps you should practice this??

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