Poor Poor John Wark

Watched this this morning as one of my guilty pleasures but I realise now just how sorry I feel for John Wark, one of the best players of that time. Were the production team bullying him like a poor kid at school?

He is Scottish and is dubbed into English...but no that's not enough...

Then he has to say he plays for Manchester when he actually played for Ipswich...he's had enough now come on...

'No lets put him on the bench and let Michael Caine and Sylvester Stallone play instead'...haha look at him now he's crying already...

'Someones injured lets play with 10 instead of bringing him on'....oh come on he's had enough....

'Now Pele's injured we'll play with 9 and still not let him on the team'...

By this point John Wark is a quivering wreck of a child lying in tatters on the floor weeping.

'We need another player...look...on the bench...the injured Pele...come back on for us mate!'

Sob