Things I HAD to laugh at

Well, Bob's voice for one.

The fact that a "baker" prescribes Lucy's pills.

Who SCATTERS pills everywhere on a nightstand after they take them? Then the husband looks at the scattered pills and smiles.

The fact that they leave their child with a WEIRDO freak girl who stares, mops up pools of blood nonchalantly, doesnt even bother watching Bob, leaves whenever she wants, etc.

Anne mopping up blood in the kitchen, Lucy SEES this, but just gets some coffee then tries shooting the breeze with Anne.

The husbands hair.

How the husband is attached at Lucy's ass, and has to walk spooning her pretty much constantly. Oh and the forehead kissing. Constantly.

How damn condescending the father is to the mother.

The bat attack. The bat gushes blood even tho it isnt stabbed in the areas its bleeding.

When Anne offers up her neck to be sliced. Repeatedly.

Bob's hair.

Lucy.

At the end when Bob and Lucy are in the basment trying to get out thru the tombstone and Freudstein is walking up the stairs...they stand there and scream. That rotting *beep* isnt even looking up and can barely walk. Just kick him damnit. But no, they scream aaaaaaaand....dont....do anything.

Dont get me wrong, I actually find this movie very watchable and like Lucio Fulci, I just really think this is a case of a movie being so bad its good.




Remakes = garbage