Do estate agents not check/clean a house before selling it?
I'm not sure on that one.
A tomb in the middle of a WOODEN floor which has a basement underneath?
It could have been a tradition.
Why was the babysitter such a wierdo if she WASN'T working for the evil doctor thing?
I think Anne, the babysitter, was just a weird ass!
Was the little girl a ghost?
Mae was a ghost.
Why was the librarian guy such a weirdo?
He was just a weirdo.
Does nobody report missing people in this town?
Well this movie centered around the people who enter the house, so they could have been reported we just don't see it.
Why does the mother not question why her babysitter is cleaning a s**t load of blood off the floor?
That was the one I could never figure out.
Why was the babysitter trying to break into the basement?
It could be possible that Anne, the babysitter, heard something strange (the doctor) down the basement so she was trying to see what it was.
Why would a scientist burn a video tape which contained really important information?
I don't remember that part.
What the hell was the mannequin with blood in it?
The mannequin is supposed to be Anne & it's foreshadowing what will happen to her.
What were the eyes in the basement because the evil doctor thing clearly has no god damn eyes?
Most likely a goof.
Maggot blood?
Well he was a century old so it wouldn't be hard to believe that bugs could have entered his flesh.
Wouldn't a house filled with disemboweled corpses absolutely stink
Yes but it's another goof.
What the hell happened at the end? The old lady and the kid were ghosts? Bob is now a ghost?
The old lady & the girl were ghosts, Bob is dead.
It's a movie that you have watch with you brain off.
"You can't kill me, I'm the killer in Stab 3! I'm the killer!"- Jennifer Jolie
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painkilleradict
13 years ago
All of you are hilarious. Looking for logic in a movie where supernatural beings murder people.
I used to be like all of you, getting angry at plot holes, wringing my hands over poor plot points and lapses in logic.
Then I remembered why I watch movies in the first place, entertainment. House by the Cemetary is not Kafka, it may not make sense and it may not be coherent. But it was a fun ride and I am happy I spent my money on it.
Uwe Boll also makes trash but even his movies can be gloriously dumb fun.
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
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Billy_Daveys_Second_Daughter
9 years ago
The blood on the floor not being questioned can be explained. The bat attack scene is a little earlier in the film, so it could be assumed by Lucy that the blood was from that encounter (to be fair, that bat bled a lot).
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