craptastic

crap, as in...crap. this was supposed to be a comedy. problem is there are very few laughs. In fact there are more laughs in my bathroom after I have a mexican dinner. Unless of course we are counting Hessman's wig. The scene where ed bagley bullies hessman is probably the only funny scene, and the French waiter was the funniest character, and that's not saying much. why is this compared to "porkys" which was actually funny and had boobs. this film has boobs, but you have to see them jutaposed to a 17 year old boy who looks more like he is 14. the "sex" part of the film just comes off as awkward and eric brown looks like he is being forced to kiss his mother. token fat kid is totally cliche and we have to see his boobs as much as sylvia kristal's. Big miss on this one.
4/10


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