Why? Just why?
I should probably start off by saying that I loathed this film. Detested it! Despised it with every ounce of vitriolic hatred that I could muster! I appreciate a good art film, but ones that aren't so idiotically presented. I like some (but not all) Bergman. I love Kiarostami and Kurosawa. I am by no means a slave to Hollywood convention, but this film defies all logic.
I just want to know why. Why present this film in such an idiotic way? Why have characters act like idiots? Why introduce characters for no purpose? This could have been an enjoyable film to me. I just want to know why the director ruined an interesting concept with such stupidity.
Here is one example. Why is the P.I. "chase" scene so idiotically unbelievable? She is consumed with passion and probably wouldn't notice the P.I. following her, so why is he more inept than Inspector Clouseau? Someone please tell me why they think this adds one iota to the film. It's mindlessly stupid. Why not have a realistic P.I.? What the hell possessed the director to think this sort of comic relief would add to his film? I could delve into an entire barrel of 'whys,' but there will be no answers forthcoming.
My main problem with this film is that I am sitting here asking the question, why. Seriously, many of the scenes in this movie make as much sense as Sam Mendes having the Purina Chuck Wagon come out from under the bed and circle around the room in the love scene from American Beauty. That's how idiotic this movie is to me. It's not that I have a problem with the concept, but rather ruining the concept behind a bunch of pointless nonsense.