Linda George standards there screaming "BASSTARRRRD!!!" over and over? I mean, it's a great, cheesy, sick old blood fest, but that one moment really makes me howl with laughter. Anyone else?
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Yeah- i was laughing hysterically as was my boyfriend- that was awesome
shareI agree. That part is hilarious. I love blasting that part of the movie. How about the girl saying "there's nothing better than smoking pot and *beep* on a water bed?" Now that was funny! Also, when she asked where her pectorals are. I love Pieces!
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Yeah, that's hilarious too! I just love the guy who plays the sort of "hero," he's obviously Italian and dubbed in English, and half the time looks like he doesn't really know what's going on (like when she's screaming "Bastaaaaard!" and he just stands there staring at her!!)
Glad there are others with a sick sense of humor...
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Yeah, the water bed line was funny too.
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I LOVE THAT PART!!! I used to be in a band called "Portrait Of A Bastard" and we sampled that part and used it as an intro when we played live...
"While we were fumbling around with that music the lousy bastard was killing her! BASTARD! BASTARD! BASSTARRRRD!!!"
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This entire movie is hilarious. I wouldn't recommend any watching it if they are looking for serious scares. I don't know what made me laugh out the most. The bastard scene, the scene when the chinese guy attacks the girl then claims it was due to bad chop sewy, the scene where the killer gets on a elevator with a victim with a chainsaw hidden behind his bad, the scene where the cops call in the experts to tell them if the blood drenched chainsaw found beside the body killed the girl. There are just to many to list.
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Yup! It's an awesome movie for all the "right" reasons!
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i thouroughly enjoyed it, except for the dubbing that was like 2 seconds behind- that irritated me. and WTF why was that dweeb banging a hot chick? i was laughing so hard throughout the whole movie. gratuitous nudity and blood. what more can you ask for? it's so much funnier when someone dies naked
shareMWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Then you get greeted with "Lil' Kendall" as he runs for the window.
Now THAT, hands down, was the scariest part of the movie.
I saw too much of Kendall the first time he appeared on-screen...That was just too, too much. :P
Did anyone else notice that Kendall is the same actor who played the "It stinks!" guy in POD PEOPLE? Same director on both films (Juan Piquer Simon).
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Yeah, my favorite line is when the prof looks at the mangled mess on the ground, then at the bloody chainsaw and says, "I'm not a pathjologist, but even a layman can see that this murder could have been done with this chainsaw." NO KIDDING!!!!!
shareGive the guy some credit! It could have been done with really sharp chopsticks...and time...a lot of time... ^^
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That scene kills me everytime I watch it (and yes I suppose it is sad that I have watched Pieces more than once)Bastard, Bastard, Ba..etc., I keep thinking the number of times she screams is going to change some day while watching it.
I just watched this movie for the first time today...I couldnt wait to get on the computer to see what other people thought of this movie. I loved this movie, but I do also agree that it was hilarious when she just started screaming like that....I was like what the heck she has LOST it!! LOL. It gave me goose bumps. Great stuff.
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I agree too, there are so many parts of the film that i just cried laughing at. Its so fun though, you have such a good time watching it!
shareYes, it's one of the best unintentional comedies every made.
Although the final scene is a bit eerie.
But then, I watched it the first time when I was 9 or 10.
I just watched this movie as part of a St. Clair Vision package (9 movies for 5 bucks). I loved this movie and I'm hoping to find some more like it. I just loved the fact that the police lieutenant had to get a college student to help with the investigation. Then he lets the student hang around at every crime scene as if he's actually a cop! Seriously, though, what's with the ending? Isn't it a bit gratuitous?
shareThe ending was alittle over the top. Good film though. The scene were she is yelling Bastard repeatedly is pretty funny.
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24 years later the line that sticks with me is the girl saying "The most beautiful thing in the world is smoking pot and *beep* on a waterbed at the same time!"
This movie is so fricken funny that im actually going to have to watch it ALONE one day so I can catch all the funny lines. (My best friend talks and cracks jokes during movies so I miss have the zingers. I once watched MANOS HANDS OF FATE with him and laughed 25 times, then watched it again by myself the next day and laughed 100 times!)
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I just watched it from that same package, it was great! The only other movie I've watched from it is Memorial Valley Massacre, Really BAD, but kind of funny.
shareOMG, I say it WITH her now. *LOL*
I also say it to my mom, with all the same overdramatics. She just looks at me weird, and has no idea where I'm getting it from. :P
If you listen close, it's almost like the actress whose voice is dubbed over the scene (is it the same actress?) doesn't realize how many times she's supposed to repeat "BASTARRRRRDDD!", and you'll see the actress on screen start saying it before the word is actually heard.
VERY funny. ^-^
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The crotch rip, to me, is the epitome of terrible moments for this movie. It was the only scary part of the film, and is now a nightmare for me and probably many other men like myself.
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The bastard line was definitely the most hilarious part in the film. Now having finally seen the film there are some other things or moments that either make me scratch my head or laugh out loud:
1) When the cops finally storm the room where lynda day george is being held captive by the dean, they claimed to have searched everywhere but somehow fail to not notice movement behind the curtains where (of course) the killer is hiding.
2) A coed is sliced and diced up on the front lawn in broad daylight with no witnesses on a supposedly active campus.
3) That same coed is not bright enough to noticed someone with a huge (possibly heavy) chainsaw approacing her in broad daylight until he starts up the thing and proceeds to make coleslaw out of her.
3) How quickly the student hired to help solve the murders seems to go from sad and crying(after a coed's body is discovered) to happy and cheerful in the next scene.
4) Paul Smith is still playing his Bluto character and looks so guilty that you know he is an obvious red herring.
5a) If the body that the dean pieced together alive, why did it never try to escape. The door was not locked nor was it shackled in any way.
5b) If the body that the dean pieced together dead, why did no one smell the rotting corpse (I am assuming that this is the dean's on campus office).
Anyway, I love this bad movie and I wonder if there is going to be a director's cut out soon because I heard somewhere that the version in USA is still missing some scenese of carnage but that could be just a rumor too.
ever watch this movie on bad chop suey?
worse than a bad acid trip! Yeesh!
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You know another funny part? When the girl in the locker room is about to be killed and she pees her pants. It makes me laugh everytime. And of course that Asian guy. When we first got the movie, we thought no one on earth had ever heard of it, it was just so bad. And when it got to the kung foo guy? What the hell?
sharethere are way too many scenes that i had to stop and fall off my couch laughing.
1. The groundskeeper willard rubbing down his beloved chainsaw four feet away from a couple having sex
2. "We're just picking out clothes without labels and trying them on for size."
3. "FREEEZZE! or i'll blow your bbBRAINS OUT!"
4. after main character escorts the tennis pro back to her room "WAIT! Arnt you...making... . . coffee?" then his dork friend jumps out behind him with the snake mask "CASSANOVA!"
Omg i gotta stop there my sides hurt
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That scene always gets me...I mean, WHY was his friend just waiting there? Does he lie in wait for all his pal's disappointments? I mean, if he's with a lady, and he leaves the starting gate a little too early, does his dork friend pop up from under the bed and go, "Minuteman!"?
That guy was so obnoxious, I wanted him to get it, but then again, if every obnoxious character in this film got theirs, it'd be an incredibly short film. But, that's all part of its charm. ^^
I LOVE the part where they go to arrest Willard and he goes crazy and starts beating on those cops. That one cop pulls his gun out and yells "FREEEZE! or I'll Blow your BRAINS OUT". I laugh so hard when he does that, its something about his facial expression and how he says it.
that scene was brilliant! the choice of pants too was funny, it was colored blue, the more the piss would be obvious. I laughed at the BASTAAAAARD scene too. This film was very cheesy yet all the "ingredients" for gore hounds are present hehehe
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When DON'T you laugh at this movie? The quadruple-"bastard!" outburst is the high point of hilarity, but the whole film is crammed with unintentional comedy. (Did you notice that the cops shoot the Dean's door without checking first to see whether it's locked?)
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god i love this flick!
some of the lines i like
"The most beautiful thing in the world is smoking pot and beepin on a waterbed at the same time" The line itself just isn't that funny but the way she says it! then there is the randomness factor. like is that how the director thought teens really talked? holy spit!
"Professor Brown, you see, is a homosexual" he says it with so much seriousness it's like he revealed he's a leper who worships satan or something.
"We're just picking out clothes without labels and trying them on for size." It's said in the normal action cop seriousness i just love it!!!
and of couse the Creme De La Creme bein the BAASSSSTAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!! scene. OMG i have to play that scene over and over again!
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So many people just dont get the glory of "PIECES". I wish we could all just get together and watch it and scream "BASTARD!BASTARD!BASTARD!....." at the Tv set together.
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yeah, the bastard scene, the scene where the detective asks kendall if "this murder could have been caused by that chainsaw?", and kendall's cock-ass best friend all had a part in making this movie the single most life affirming film on the planet, but why isn't anyone talking about the deaths???
come on, jenny had, at least, 40 full seconds to step off that skateboard. she was going .5 miles an hour on a plastic deck. and that she had nothing to do with anything made her this movie's sweetheart.
next, the bitch in the pool who couldn't be bothered to pull the net out and up, thus releasing her from the dean's grasp, yet still providing an opportunity to bring her knee up and arch her back in a very convincing pose once poolside(the thing that bothered me the most about this girl whas that she took her pants off before she removed her boots. what a dummy!).
and what about the girl on the green?? it's 1 o'clock in the afternoon ON THE CAMPUS GREEN! no one's gonna notice some slut getting her head lopped off by "the groundskeeper"?? and *beep* the dean for trying to make it look like willard's fault. what a dick!
OH! OH! - and the girl that peed herself!
and the dance routine ("run-ning a-round. what are you do-ing here.")!
you guys, this movie . . .
it's like my heart wants to explode with appreciation for it.
i once said that if something on my television isn't bleeding, than it's not a real movie. now i feel like, if something on my television isn't pieces . . . well you know the rest.
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I laughed through the entire movie it was amazing! I had no idea I could laugh so much. 10/10! My two guilty pleasure horror movies are Pieces and Sleepaway Camp.
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My favorite part.
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