Neville + Dorcas

Brilliantly played by John Cleese and Joan Sanderson (who had appeared on Fawlty Towers as an elderly woman who was hard of hearing), the dead, dry conversation of Neville & Dorcas is hilarious to listen to.

I've always remembered the ending after Kermit and Miss Piggy have left.

"Neville, what on earth are you looking at?"

"Remember that pig I told you about? -- That's the chap, that's the chap. He was in the closet, . . . with a lizard."

"What on Earth did he want?"

"Name of a good restaurant."

"What did you tell them?"

"I told them the such-n-such."

"That's more of a supper club."

"I tried telling them that."

"Mustn't blame yourself dear."

Absolutely maddening.

And how about that whole intro. Are the servants dead or are the pets dead?