Peter Falk Monolauge

I been there my friend, I been there and back.

Yknow, I see the way you're sittin there and, I see the way you got your hand around that little shoe and that's all I need.

I know you're whole story.

(You do?)

Absolutely. I know *exactly* what happened to you.

(Hmm, what?)

We-llll I'll tell ya friend, what happened was you and your brother in law Bernie. You cashed in your stock certificates and your insurance policy and ya went out and bought a dry cleaning establishment.

(Hm?)

Now another place opens up down the street! And they're chargin' less! And they're gettin' the stuff out faster cause they got more help! It's not your fault.

Right? All right, so Bernie comes to you and he says, "I want *you* to buy me out". He says he's fed up.

Well, your kids are grown up you never see 'em. And all of a sudden they're turning into juvenile delinquents. And you're wife is sayin' to you, you care more about this lousy business than you care about me.

And the equipment breaks down, and your sister moves in with you cause that jerk Bernie, he went and joined the circus.

Well, you had it up to here right?

You didn't know what to do! So what did you do?

You did the only thing ya could do. You dumped the business for a song.

And who did you sell it to?

(Who?)

You sold it to that jerk down the street.

That slob that had been buryin' ya for a year.

Then ya took whatever money ya had left,and you sunk it into the glass slipper business.

That's your story my friend. Not a happy one is it?

(Yknow, it's amazing, you are one hundred percent wrong)

that was great, Peter Falk is amazing. how/why was he uncredited.