'Hey how're you guys fixing to pay?'
"What're our choices?"
"A. credit card, B. cash, C. sneak out in the middle of the night."
"We'll take C."
"Very popular choice."
That part always cracks me up, the first time I heard it I was probably 9 or 10, and I heard that and for the next half hour I was sick from laughing so hard. How about everyone else?