The Witch sex scene...


I always thought they missed an opportunity here. I would have had her transform but instead of throwing her in the fire right away. I would have had him use that strength to keep her attacks at bay, finish his business and THEN throw her in the fire. That would have been hilarious!

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Someone has a rape fetish, I see.

Setting that aside, the scene is supposed to be serious. Having Conan try to rape her while she's transforming into a wolf doesn't exactly fit in with the tone of the scene.



Requiescat in pace, Krystle Papile. I'll always miss you. Justice was finally served.

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When I read your replies I was taken aback. RAPE? She seduced him so how would that be rape? I said "her attacks" as in, her trying to KILL him. Yeah, not a long drawn out "rape" as you two seem to think of. I was thinking some thing funny like Scary Movie 2 with the demon with a bag over her head. I guess it was foolish of me not to realize that the great Conan movies are meant to be taken seriously. Best thing about Conan EVER was the Den parody in the Heavy Metal movie. Forgive my "sick" humor.

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If the Witch is trying to kill him, she's clearly not interested in continuing her tryst with Conan.

Rape is nonconsensual sex. Ergo, if Conan holds her down and continues having sex with her, he's committing rape when he should do just what he does and eliminate her threat to him.

No matter how you want to spin it, you have a disturbing fetish there. I pray for any girl who consents to go to bed with you.



Requiescat in pace, Krystle Papile. I'll always miss you. Justice was finally served.

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You really make me laugh! You're going to argue about consent concerning a shape shifting, murderous, seductress? By your ridiculous logic anyone who's raped and gets aroused is no longer being raped. I started this as a joke but you're trying to paint me as some sicko. I've no "rape fetish" as you would hope for me to have. Im happily married for 25+ years, so pray away.

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GreatApe is right. In your OP, you say that Conan should have raped the witch - that's sick! Saying it was a joke does not make it any less sick. I think you should apologize for advocating rape and delete the OP.

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It's only a movie.

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F off with your pathetic marxist language policing.

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"If the Witch is trying to kill him, she's clearly not interested in continuing her tryst with Conan."

How do you know? She's not human. There are animals such as big cats that get aggressive and bite each other while copulating.

"Rape is nonconsensual sex. Ergo, if Conan holds her down and continues having sex with her, he's committing rape when he should do just what he does and eliminate her threat to him."

First, you don't know that it's "nonconsensual" (see above). Second, "rape" in the sense of "nonconsensual sex" is a legal term that only applies to humans, "ergo", by definition, it couldn't have been rape.

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Well, it would have been fitting for the Conan character as he is described in the original short stories. And it would be accepted in the world he lives in.

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Actually in the stories while Conan does try to rape one female character she escapes him. He later says he has never forced a woman to have sex with him.

Requiescat in pace, Krystle Papile. I'll always miss you. Justice was finally served.

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You guys are right, I should apologize. No wait, I already did that. As for deleting the OP, I'll give it some thought but probably won't do it.

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These guys are overreacting here. It is rape but in the context of the film it's nothing to make a big deal about, its just dark humor.

I guess they should take the part with Conan having a good time with his enslavers too, slavery is nothing to joke about.

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That you think it is “just dark humor” is disturbing and repugnant. Please never breed.

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You guys are right, I should apologize.
Man up! Would Conan apologize?🐭

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What he should have done is thrown her face into the fire and keep banging on the back end

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LOL.....hammerbutt, literally.

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No. There should have been no throwing in the fire. Conan should have just kept slamming away at her, driving her to a state of such orgasmic bliss that she has no desire to attack Conan and instead volunteers to join him on his travels on the condition that he does that to her again at every convenient opportunity. The film then becomes the adventures of Conan and the Sex Witch.

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Good suggestion.

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OP's not saying it would be right or wrong, just that it would be hilarious.

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There are limits to hilarity, little boy. Rape is one of those limits. Abortion is another. I was once in the audience at an Open Mike night in a comedy club. The guy onstage was making “jokes” about abortion, and the audience was dear silent. The guy became agitated and said, “C’mon! These are JOKES!” I reflexively replied, “No, they’re not” and the crowd roared with laughter.

There are limits. In the fullness of time, you may learn what they are.

You will not learn them on MovieChat.

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You may also learn to expand your sense of humour.

They are just jokes - potentially unfunny jokes - but they can't hurt your thin hide.

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You know what a good abortion joke is?

Ah, never mind. I don't think I'll go through with it.

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