Many to choose from, but my unforgettable favorites are:
1) DeLuise: "Him doesn't like it when you say bad things about Him!"
2) Martin: "You wanna take a little advice? Bring friends."
Davis: "A LOT of them!"
October is Squirrel Awareness Month!!!
I dunno about best, but the worst ones are everything Farrah Fawcett says, especially the crap about trees.
shareDeLuise: "Nice car, Father."
Martin: "Thank you, a**hole."
Classic.
Reynolds: "The round orange moon pie in the white hat will pay for it."
Deluise: "Thank you, Father"
Davis: "Why don't you take that piece of *beep* back to the junkyard!!"
" I'm Nikolas Van Helsing, professor of proctology and other related tendencies. A graduate of the University of Rangoon. And assorted night classes at the Knoxville Tennessee school of faith healing "
shareThe late great Rick Aviles has two of the best:
"Hold on to your lunch pail - this may get a little weird."
And , of course:
"You the one running this flea bag?
Where are the hookers?
Hookers, man.
Where are the hookers?"
For some reason, I've always found this one funny:
Martin: "BENEFICIARY? Officer, I sincerely hope you're not Catholic!"