Best lines!


Many to choose from, but my unforgettable favorites are:

1) DeLuise: "Him doesn't like it when you say bad things about Him!"

2) Martin: "You wanna take a little advice? Bring friends."
Davis: "A LOT of them!"


October is Squirrel Awareness Month!!!

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I dunno about best, but the worst ones are everything Farrah Fawcett says, especially the crap about trees.

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DeLuise: "Nice car, Father."

Martin: "Thank you, a**hole."

Classic.

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Reynolds: "The round orange moon pie in the white hat will pay for it."


Deluise: "Thank you, Father"
Davis: "Why don't you take that piece of *beep* back to the junkyard!!"

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"We should have been Methodists."

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Davis: "Why'd he call me Shorty?"

Martin: "Because you're small...SMALL...S - M - ALL!"

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" I'm Nikolas Van Helsing, professor of proctology and other related tendencies. A graduate of the University of Rangoon. And assorted night classes at the Knoxville Tennessee school of faith healing "

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The late great Rick Aviles has two of the best:

"Hold on to your lunch pail - this may get a little weird."

And , of course:

"You the one running this flea bag?
Where are the hookers?
Hookers, man.
Where are the hookers?"

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For some reason, I've always found this one funny:

Martin: "BENEFICIARY? Officer, I sincerely hope you're not Catholic!"

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