The Alamo joke...
How did it go again? I want to tell it to my Mexican friends ๐
~What if this is as good as it gets?!~
There was this airplane over the atlantic on its way to New York and it was full of men from the United Nations. So halfway over the ocean, the engines run low on petrol. So they have to lighten the plane. So they heave out all the bagage, but it's still to heavy, so they chuck out all the seats. But it's still too heavy. Finally this frog stands up and shouts, "vive la France!", and leaps out. Then an englishman, he steps up and shouts, "God save the Queen!", and he leaps out. But the plane is still too heavy. So the Yank delegate from Texas, he steps up, shouts, "Remember the Alamo," and chucks out the Mexican.
shareLMAO. Thanks mate that joke gets better every time I hear it.
Cheers!๎
~What if this is as good as it gets?!~
Just remember: when you tell the joke, it's pronounced "eavy" not "heavy", and when you get to the part about the Yank delegate, you turn to your audience and point to emphasis "from Texas".
shareWonder if anyone has told this one to Donald Trump?!๐
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