Rodney Trotter..........

You are now a life long member of the Groovy Gang!

Cosmic.. *lightening strikes* cos-bladdy-mic!

Twitter: @kieranthekiz

Great. Well I can't wait to fill in my next passport application form. Mother's name - Joan Mavis Trotter. Father's name - Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass.

I've had a lot of sobering thoughts in my time Del Boy, it's them that started me drinking!

I've got an 'orrible feelin that if there is such thing as reincarnation knowing my luck I'd come back as me.

A rhinoceros has escaped from a zoo, there are 300 dead bodies covered in rhinoceros footprints, there's a lock-up garage two and a half foot deep in rhinoceros crap, and Charlton Heston suspects the butler!

Well it's not as big as the hole you made in them Jaffa cakes, is it?

"Worthington, we're being attacked by giant bats!"

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