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Favorite quotes

posted 8 years ago by NxNWRocks
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"You dozy old twonk."

"There are 300 dead bodies covered in rhinoceros footprints, there's a lockup garage two and a half foot deep in rhinoceros crap, and Charlton Heston suspects the butler."

"Well, where would I find it?"
"Standing up there on top of the glacier mint."

"I saw one of them old five pound notes the other day"

"Oddjob's got a couple of acres, an' all."

"Oi up, eyes down for a full house, it's his Lordship."

"He who dares, wins. He who hesitates......don't"

"Oi, Granddad, you want a jemmy?"
"No, had one before we left."

"Worthington, we're being attacked by giant bats!"

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[–] NxNWRocks 8 years ago

"Keep sprauncing, alright?"

"Worthington, we're being attacked by giant bats!"

[–] messed_up 8 years ago

"You find your way out of the maze alright Dave?"
"................Nah, I'm still in there Trig."

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[–] mikeyg24 8 years ago

Not to wreck the tone but I never felt that was an altogether ridiculous question! Now we know he's a thicko but Trig could have easily been asking if Rodney found his way out sooner rather than later. Also the fact that Cassandra and he actually had a row in getting out merely serves to suggest that no he didn't actually get out of the maze 'alright'. Although I am fussy lol.

We have to show the world that not all of us are like him: Henning von Tresckow.

[–] Floss-Is-Boss 8 years ago

"It wasn't funny Del! I mean there I was, in a Soho nightclub drinking champagne, a bird called Camilla on my arm and I suddenly realised I didn't even do the bloody pools!"

[–] mikeyg24 8 years ago

"I've had many sobering thoughts in my time Del Boy! It's them what started me drinking".

"Well that's the best time to do it Rodney! Supply and demand!!"

We have to show the world that not all of us are like him: Henning von Tresckow.

[–] NxNWRocks 8 years ago

"What is this, the International Year of the Wally Brain or something?"

"Cor blimey, would you Adam and Eve it? Dixon of Kuala Lumpur is involved!"

"Well even I'd have to think twice."

"Worthington, we're being attacked by giant bats!"

[–] Gobiastia 8 years ago

"I speak German. I was over there during the war......Vhat isss yurrr name?"

[–] Crecd169 (1) 7 years ago

Good mixer?
Good mixer?
He’s like a kenwood chef when he gets going.

It’s not fair.
Nors Frank brunos arse but you don’t keep going on about it do ya

[–] moxey (141) 7 years ago

"I don't want to worry you two boys but unless I'm very much mistaken that young girl out there's up the duff".

"I couldn't make head or tail of it. It was all blibs and blobs".

"I'll have something non-alcoholic".
"Mike, a pint of your best bitter please!".

"Your mini cab's arrived Albert".

"You think I'm bald, don't you?".
"Well it had crossed my mind".
"Well I'm not".
"Well that's an hell of a parting you've got there son".

"Showed us films on how it all happens".
"We've already got some of them in there".

"Rodney".
"Irene".
"No, Rodney".

"It'll be like the old days Rodders".
"We're not gonna be pulling birds, are we?".
"We never pulled any birds in the old days Rodders!"

"Do you reckon it'll turn violent in there?"
"I don't care if it does".
"No".
"No. This is a fast car".

"He's a bit like a trifle".
"What do you mean all mixed-up?".
"No, he's thick and fruity".

"It's called there's a Rhino Loose In The City?".
"What's it about Del?".