I'd Just Be A Wet Blanket...
Wet blanket my @$$! Ben Johnson would be a lot more interesting than any of the frat people. If I was stuck on that train I would want to be chillin' with Ben Johnson and hearing his tales of losing fist fights to Shane and such as opposed to listening to Alana complain about Doc(or being anywhere near that creepy David Copperfield). Solid slasher though, stands up there with some of the best from the late 70's/early 80's golden era of the sub genre. Very good concept with pranks/illusions being played and the killer changing into the costumes of their victims.
...that's what life was, a long series of things that didn't go down the way you thought they would