Some great lines
Among my favorites:
"Could you just write, 'To Phyllis Weinstein, you unfaithful, lying, bitch.'"
"I'm for total, honest democracy, and I also believe the American system can work."
"You are the best kisser." "It was my major in college."
"My mother was too busy running the boiled chicken through the de-flavorizing machine to think about shooting herself."
"Let me tell you, you're not the missionary type. You'd never last. And incidentially you're also not Superman - you're a comedian. You want to do mankind a real service? Tell funnier jokes."
"Push the button, Max!"