If Only Someone Besides Nilsson Had Done The Soundtrack!
Well, after avoiding "Popeye" for 31 years I finally saw it this afternoon. I've been a huge fan of Robert Altman since seeing "McCabe & Mrs. Miller" when I was 17 and in fact "Popeye" was the only movie he directed that I haven't seen (I have 15 of Altman's films on DVD). I was expecting an absolute abomination but must say I was pleasantly surprised. The only real problem I had with the whole mess was the AWFUL songs that Harry Nilsson provided. Even the genius of Van Dyke Parks and the cult status of Klaus Voorman couldn't save those totally underwhelming tunes (and I use the word loosely). If only someone with real talent had composed a suitable set of songs for this almost-
enjoyable effort it would have made a world of difference. Considering the options available in 1980 for better songwriting, I submit the following artists as certainly being more capable of turning out a set of more tuneful, coherent songs:
1. Andy Partridge from XTC (That sounds like a match made in heaven)
2. Richard Thompson (Wow, now HIS vision would only emphasize the lingering despair of Seahaven!)
3. Difford & Tilbrook from Squeeze (Why didn't they compose a "rock opera?" Oh yeah, every song was one.)
4. Tim McGovern (check out his "Belly of the Whale" song by the Burning Sensations!
5. Rickie Lee Jones (just imagine...)
6. Ray Davies (maybe working on the "Popeye" soundtrack would have meant one less "awful concept album" from the Kinks. A win-win situation)
7. Syl Sylvain (this former NY Doll's two solo albums show what a great pop
classicist he could be and I can definitely see him doing an infinitely superior job to the over-rated Nilsson (who had peaked by 1970 and was artistically dead in the water by 1973).
8. Tom Waits (Q.E.D.)
9. John Cougar Mellencamp (Popeye as populist)
10. The Roches (it's better to be absurd than obscene)
I suspect my two favorite artists from that era (and now, actually) Elvis Costello and Kate Bush wouldn't be appropriate for "Popeye," but I wonder what they would have come up with if enlisted? Any thoughts?