Worst lyrics in a musical ever?
I just watched this for the first time last night...you can tell all of the money went to set design and costumes. The actors were even really good. There's almost no story or script to work off, though.
Worst of all...most of these songs aren't even songs. Everything is food food food food food...He's Laaaarge...and he's LAAAARRRGGEE...he's large.