Mystery Science Theater 3000


I enjoyed the movie but just kept wanting to make fun of it - If I'd watched it with friends I would have joked the entire time and not been able to watch at all.

Now Willy, what have I told you about leaving that gateway to Hell
open - do you think we can afford to air-condition the entire realm of
Satan? Our electric bill is high enough already! Just wait until your father comes home!

Also, during the tailer - the announcer is like, "The most horrible city ever ..." and I'm like "It doesn't have adequate parking! Or a Starbucks!!!!! AAAAHHHHHHH!" Or Wal-Mart - or whatever you want.

Anyone else feel like they were watching a Myster Science Theater movie - what lines would you add?

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"Anyone else feel like they were watching a Myster Science Theater movie"

No.

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Man, you take these movies way to seriously.

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Yeah this movie definitely sucks enough to be in MST3K.

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I love MST3K, but i think this movie is a little too gory and dark to be parodied by the likes of tom servo.

From now on, we are enemies... you and I.-Amadeus

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Yeah... what this movie lacks in brains, it makes up for in guts, however. LOL!

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