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Things you've learned from watching this film

posted 14 years ago by dimagic
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This movie was quite creepy experience, and although I did enjoy it, I still found some moments incredibly ridiculous. I just watched it a day ago, so my memory is pretty fresh.

1. It's ok to enter the room in the middle of psychotherapy session to say hi and start a chit-chat conversation. Psychiatrist and the patient won't care.

2. When people, that are planning to prevent a zombie apocalypse, get an offer from the chief of police to help with additional men, they say "no, thank you. it will be better if you take care of the kid".

3. Police chief, that believes some strangers that a zombie apocalypse is about to begin (how often does this happen in movies?), agrees that it is better for him to take care of the kid right now, than help them to prevent it.

4. Young and sick man, that most people in town hate and call him a pervert, is a chick magnet. Being homeless, making out with blow up doll and having pictures of a naked women on the wall is only a plus.

5. Young sexy women like to visit known perverts alone at night in abandoned warehouses. Because he needs help.

6. Extreme close up to the eyes. Writing "BOB", circle.

7. There are always, always a hot smoking women in small towns that about to be hit by a zombie storm.

8. Rats always jump only on women.

9. There were no bras in small towns in 80s.

10. You can always find a necrophiliac creep in the mortuary.

11. Contrary to what you might think, not all bar owners have a shotguns under the bar to defend themselves, not even a baseball bat.

[–] zombizombizombi 14 years ago

good one how about the Mary's character being buried alive without being embalmed??

I'm not a lady I'm an anthropologist

[–] koolstup 14 years ago

Great list - but you forgot:-

12. Never look a sickly looking priest in the eyes for too long. Fatal illness could follow.

[–] chrisasiama 13 years ago

^ Lol, yeah priests have the ability to make you die in painful ways by just looking at you.

13. When the wall in your bar splits open completely for no apparent reason just ignore it and try to hang a picture over it.

14. When an evil priest makes your girlfriend throw up her guts your car door will magically lock itself so you can't get out. Also, dont bother to smash the window with your elbow to try and escape. Just sit there and get your brains ripped out.

[–] Aaron1375 13 years ago

15. At the end when you think all has been won, a person will scream in horror as the now orphaned child runs to them because they now realize they have to take care of the kid.

[–] Aaron1375 13 years ago

16. Considering it is supposed to be Halloween that this film is taking place on there must be laws prohibiting trick or treaters or even Jack O Lanterns, however there is one outlaw in town that does have a pumpkin lit.

[–] Aaron1375 13 years ago

17. To kill zombie priest's with supernatural powers you don't shoot them in the head like most zombies, but rather ram them in the crotch with a big crucifix.

[–] Leviathan2 13 years ago

18. Never, I repeat NEVER switch on your car's headlights without the engine running in order to convince your girlfriend that you are both alone together. It will not start again, especially if a dead priest is watching!.

19. If you are considering buying yourself a blow-up doll, may I suggest that you purchase the deluxe version as seen being used by "Bob" in the film. This doll inflates itself to save time and for best results, make sure that a stinking corpse is rotting nearby to double your pleasure.

[–] Aaron1375 13 years ago

20. Teleporting jelly faced zombies preferred method of killing, to grab your head from behind and pull out your brains!

[–] RogerC91 13 years ago

You don't need a story or good actors to make people appreciate a movie.

[–] areabastarda 13 years ago

21. If you ever happen to meet a fricking zombie face to face, well, you're lost... Unless you're a psychologist. In that case, you already know the powers of our brain: just shut your eyes fiercely; when open again, the thing will be gone.

[–] Aaron1375 13 years ago

22. In small towns it is not only the zombies you have to worry about, it is the overprotective dads! Hell, they kill in a more unpleasant and callous way than do the evil zombies from hell!

[–] LunchTruckProductions 13 years ago

23. The best way to kill a pervert is by drilling through his face and head. Even though the guy swears "i'm not a pervert!" you should kill him anyway... brutally.
24. It is very easy to rip someone's brain out by pulling on their hair.
25. If you are a little boy that just sees your sister's burnt dead face in your closet - you can't rely on your 80 year old parents to trust you.
26. Apparently you can get bit by a dead person that isn't even a zombie. The mortician got bit by a woman that wasn't even a zombie. She was just dead in a casket.

"I like the taste of flavor" Me

[–] Aaron1375 13 years ago

27. To go along with 24, the brain is apparently attached to your hair, thus meaning if there is a zombie apocalypse involving these zombies only the bald will be safe.

[–] sandifay62 13 years ago

28. During a zombie apocalypse, the people that stay home and let the strangers come to town and stop it are smarter.

29. If a priest is suicidal, he should call a suicidal hotline before all hell breaks loose.

30. If a zombie outbreak happens, forget your families at home. Go to a bar and wait to be killed.

[–] dbzgal04 13 years ago

31. Zombies have the ability to appear out of thin air and disappear just as quickly, like ghosts.

[–] namaGemo 12 years ago

LOL! Emergency measures for zombie apocalypse, get hair trimmers and buzz cut like mad. Keep spare trimmers locked in a safe in case the same thing happens in a possible cannibal apocalypse.

[–] zombiedoctor 12 years ago

If you're starving, suck on a lollipop. That'll fill you up.

[–] bobbydallas (8511) 5 months ago

lmao, that line was gold

[–] thecultofhorror 11 years ago

When looking for a mystery town, you can stop on the side of the road, check map for directions, turn around and go get something to eat.

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