The Monster Club Drinking Game

I'm working on a drinking game to go with this film, because I truly think it deserves one, and I always need some strong libation to get through the deplorable music interludes. It's a work in progress, so I thought I'd invite you all to help out. I especially need some ideas for "The Vampires" sequence. Have a go, and be as funny as you like. Remember, there are no bad ideas when you're planning to down a lot of booze with some friends. (Except maybe stripping down to your undies and running up and down your street in the rain while singing the Latvian National Anthem at the top of your lungs....I've said too much.)

Rules: Have a generous amount of beer, wine, spirits and mixers to hand. Mix up your fave cocktails, or pour out your fave drink. As always when participating in a drinking game, drink responsibly. When you start seeing double, it's time to put the kettle on and make a cuppa. Or go to bed, your call. (Teetotallers can play this game too with a selection of soft drinks, but it's not as much fun and you'll be pausing the film to run to the loo a lot.)

Easy-as rules. Take one hit of your drink of choice when:


The Shadmock

Raven mentions or alludes to his lonely lifestyle.
Raven tries, however obscurely, to tell Angela he's glad she's working for him.
Raven stutters.
Angela tries to avoid or divert George's designs on Raven's wealth.
George accuses Angela of "fancying" or otherwise being attracted to her new boss.
George mentions "the plan".
A pigeon appears on screen.
A cat appears on screen.
A roasted cat appears on screen.
Raven whistles.


The Vampires

Young Lintom looks at his mun/his dad/a classmate/a bully/Pickering/the middle distance with soulful, doe eyes.
Britt Eckland smiles maniacally.
Someone makes an ancient joke or double entendre that may even remotely refer to vampires.
Pickering looms over Lintom.
A classmate calls Lintom something disparaging/a nasty name.
A child jumps over a mud puddle.


The Ghouls

Luna refers to "Dada", rabbits, food or "good eating".
Luna expresses a desire to wear "pretty clothes".
Anyone mentions The Elders.
The idiot director can't figure out why he can't leave Loughville.
The village vicar (in the flashback sequence) jeopardises the safety of his parish and community.


Prologue/Interludes/Epilogue

Chetwynd-Hayes (Carradine) repeats the last word(s) Eramus just said to him.
Chetwynd-Hayes seems completely unfazed by his bizarre surroundings.
Anyone makes a joke, vague reference or double entendre alluding to supernatural creatures and their habits.
Some 80's never-was gets up on stage and screeches out an execrable crap pop tune that just makes you want to die.
An extra in a dimestore rubber mask walks or dances by in the background.


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Anyone else want a go? Cheers, everyone!


DAD!! Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet!!!