My vote goes to the Napeleon Dynamite-looking Caddy who says "you know I've often though of becoming a golf club."
And when teh bishop says "put me down for 5," and in the background he holds up eight or nine fingers.
And Napoleon Dynamite flips off the camera (his hand is on his leg) while holding a flag in the final golf showdown.
Merry Christmas ya filthy animal.
"Porterhouse, or the goofy caddy who says the line "I heard he choked on his own vomit....during a test," i really wish that kid was in the movie more often. "
The "goofy caddy" who says that line IS the afoementioned "Napolean Dynamite guy".
Mrs Smales. "can u loofa my stretchmarks".
lmao
The goofy caddy is Motormouth. You can barely catch lou address him when the scene is switching from everyone calling noonan a brownnoser, and when the girl tries to grab up Cervik's bag.
shareI liked him too - watch his face at the final putting showdown the way overly blinks his eyes ---- what's even weirder is that he was on this kids show my daughter watches "NED'S DECLASSIFIED" as a Sonny Crockett looking vice principal.
some of the other names on this string were great but they were in the movie more than hardly
i did also like porterhouse.
"everything i say, by definition, is a promise." CARMINE SABATINI -(The Freshman)
I like the black guy who does the double take in his boat just before it gets destroyed by Cervik's yacht. makes me laugh every time.
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I second this.
"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."
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Sandy McFiddish the head greenskeeper. I love it when he says “Damn your eyes, man!” to Carl. And the whole kill the golfers bit.
I'll answer my own post again....
WANG! Thre's a scene where he's just standing there smiling that's killer. Anyone know the scene I mean?
Yes,he chucks the hat and coat at him,
Mine is, Mr and Mrs Havercamp
For me it's got to be either Porterhouse, because he isn't in the movie much but he is hilarious, "Colored boy, I'll fix you." Or Lou, I can't believe anybody hasn't mentioned him.
sharePorterhouse.....Colored boy ! Why you...begins grinding the Judge Smail's golf cleats.
Towards the end of the flick, Porterhouse and the gang placing bets on Spaulding picking his nose.
Spaulding
"Come on, let's get something to eat, I'm thirsty." - Nick Charles
Is Spaulding also the one who's in the background trying to golf when Noonan and the Judge are chatting on the green? Whoever it is, after each crappy swing he screams "s**t!.... a***ole!...s**T!... double farts!".
Also, another great cliche character they threw in there, who you'll know by this 2-word quote: "DOG FOOD!!??!!!??"
That's Spaulding!!!
He would also be the unhappy norkler who finds "doodie" in the pool. :)
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Danny's dad was a great character. The part where he doesn't even know who is nephew is was hilarious. Then he busts Danny putting a bunch of change in the college jar. When Danny said he had 4 or 5 Cokes, he says "What are you, a diabetic?". It was a good early scene in the movie.
"Thank you very little"
Ty Webb (1980)
The guy in the pool who shouts DOODIE!
Be the ball na na na na na
Awww - c'mon, you guys. How about "Chuck Schick," one of the most inexplicable characters (but so annoying and funny) I have ever seen in a comedy...
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Danny saw me naked!
Definitely the guy fishing when Al's boat barrels into his small boat smashing it. His eyes bugged out so big! Cracked me up!
And also ...
the little old lady who says "That must be the tea." after the butler drops the tea tray when Judge Smails pushes him while chasing Danny in his house.
Sedagive?!!!
I love Lou.
What's that candy wrapper doing there? DON'T YOU SEE IT? WELL, PICK IT UP!!
You there, pick up that blood.
You owe me one gumball machine.
What's that sign say?
You're a good egg, Newnan.
You guys wanna get fired? You wanna get replaced by golfcarts. Keep it up.
Shuttup. Anyone interested should see Judge Smails.
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Spaulding or the black guy that takes offense of the "colored joke"
You'd think I was Spanish how well I roll a L
the old couple tony was caddying earlyier in the movie
Old lady: WEEEEEEEE(hits the golf ball in the water)
old man:that was a peach hun
Portia Perez Fan
I second Chuck Schick. For some reason this jerkoff's name cracks me and my brother up all the time. When Noonan tells him he's going to pre law and starts explaining what school he is going, Schick interupts..."where?" That kills me everytime.
I also like Dununzio's brother who can't help but crack smiles in the famous Bill Murray speech about the Dali Lama. That is classic.
Porterhouse definitely...
"Colored boy? Why you sonofabitch, I'll show you colored boy."
Since he hasn't been mentioned yet, I will point out the Santa Claus-looking guy in the swimming pool. He cracks me up because he seems so out of place with all of the young caddies in the pool. During the music montage when the caddies do handstands and shake their legs in the air, he just kind of sticks his head underwater, lol!
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