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Maggie or Mrs. Smails?

posted 11 years ago by liching1
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With Gilligan's Island there has always been that silly question of preference: Ginger or Mary Ann? I never got that. So Ginger is a tall beautiful red-head and Mary Ann is a petite pretty brunette. What's the big deal? I could get the job done with either of them with no problem. I think a movie like Caddyshack needs something a bit more.

I propose: Maggie or Mrs. Smails?

If it was two outs and the bottom of the ninth and your life depended on it and you had had had to get it done ---who would you choose? The annoying and boyish girlfriend of Danny or the withered old crone belonging to the judge.

[–] Duc_de_Richleau 11 years ago

Madame Smails, she must have been something before electricity!

[–] leetron 11 years ago

And I think she would be open to making fourteen dollars... the hard way!

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[–] strntz 10 years ago

Yeah, I would have been on board with Mrs. Smails, but that fact that her stretch marks needs to be loofah'd is kind of scaring me a bit..

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[–] snelling 10 years ago

Say! Are you trying to make time with my best girl? Mmm? Mmmmm??

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[–] bigcat20 10 years ago

You wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?

[–] mark.waltz 10 years ago

You're talking about Geraldine Whitney Saxon, the brightest light on "The Edge of Night"! How she could steal a scene, even with the comics in this film, with just a raise of her eyebrow. And that voice, like vinegar with a touch of honey, Lois Kibbee ruled!

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[–] tallkennj 9 years ago

If you had asked this question before electricity, you know darn well what the answer would be.

[–] chinaglenn 9 years ago

I was thinking today looking at this board that they should have gotten Mary Tyler Moore to play the wife of the Judge. She could have done the role more justice, would have still been attractive and would have been funnier and Mary can play a biatch with ease.It would be funnier watching MTM say a four letter word like the f-word or the s-word. Oh well.

[–] jgroub 9 years ago

Y'know, I gotta go with Maggie here. Fake Irish accents that come and go with each stroke really turn me on.

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[–] happiscotsman 8 years ago

Your scenario should've been Mrs. Smails or Mrs. Havercamp.

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[–] jgroub 8 years ago

Oh, golly, that one's a peach, hon. Wheeeeeee!!!

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