What I learned from watching this movie

If a toe has a funeral, the funeral will have a REALLY small casket.

If the old man is breathing down your neck for results, get more puppies.

If an alligator can't get you because you're locked in a car, he'll destroy the car in it with you inside.

Don't try to sell a cop a baby alligator

A reporter wants to get on the front page so bad he'll get eaten by an alligator to get it.

"Ramon" may not be a suitable name for the alligator.

S.W.A.T. teams bang pots and pans to flush out the enemy.

If you can't get yourself killed chasing an alligator, what fun would it be?

"zzzzz" "zzzzz" - that's the distress call of an alligator that's away from his mother.

The alligator is a very romantic creature. It gets the itch in spring, and gives off a sound like this: "HGuuugh....HGuuughghhhh.........Hguuuuuuughhhhh"

If a guy runs into the police station with a bomb around his neck, it's probably just the radio

If you let your date know that sleeping with you will help your digestion (hyper-metabolic rate), she will.

If a man in a hunting coat buys you beers, he may hire you for $10 a day to hunt alligators

Every exhibition needs it bearers, native guys... will probably cost you $10 a piece, but $20 for the local chieftan.




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